unless you can prove it.
My mum went to Buckingham palace (again) last week in order to meet Queen Liz. It's the second time they've 'met'.
As my mum approached Her Majesty she said, " Hello Sue (mama Biff), nice to meet you again."
"How's your son?" (I've also met her. Liz that is, not my mum, well I have met my mum, ahh foget it)
He, he. I'm freakin royalty me.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Forum whore
You gonna throw up on her/in her handbag? Or just gonna cop a feel once she's pissed out?
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
The Loose Goose
Not nice to call your mum a dog - HRH's first corgi was called Susan - but of course, being a right royal pain whatever, you'd know that...
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
Look Ma, no hands hehehe
awwww you bored again Biff..... you got no work on at the mo?
A bit of useless info for ya Biff.
I too have meet Liz and Phil... and even spoke to Phil...
Liz was preoccupied at the time... talking to some little kid.:spudgrr:
But then she popped over... to say hello...
I do find thou that they could lower their airs and graces a tad.
:spudbooge
Loud and Uncouth
She wanted to know about the OTHER son, not the remittance man son fired off to New Zealand for some indiscretion!!
(like wearing the royal bloomers like a clown hat while rogering the scullery maid in the cutlery cupboard - thought I didn't know about that episode eh?)
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
unless you can prove it.
Loads of work mate, but can't be arsed to do any. Arrived home on Friday - off again tomorrow. So technically I'm at home packing my bags.Originally Posted by crashe
awwww you bored again Biff..... you got no work on at the mo?
Bored? Nah - just showing off - again.
I'm an 'envoy' mate - sent here to teach you heathens how un-fashionable facial hair is.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
One, two free, floor!
Sounds like I'm the lucky one then - I ain't meeted either of them...
Jees biff... you're like a bloody rockstar you are... can I hang on your coat tails - maybe have a few of your cast offs... (don't want to stir any of your porridge though... jut the fresh ones)
MDU
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Aargh, photos!
So could you sleep with my other half so that I could have royal something in the family tooJust don't tell her.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
unless you can prove it.
So could you sleep with my other half so that I could have royal something in the family too
Ok - but only because you're a nice chap (and your lady is cute).
But, in true regal fashion, she'll have to kneel before me first.....
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Aargh, photos!
Hehehe, thanks, so does this mean that I can now claim diplomatic immunity.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
One hell of a ride.
Nice - co-pilot's uncle was Sir Roden Cutler VC. 'Uncle Ro'. He was a good mate of HRH too. Longest serving and most poular governor of NSW. Order of the garter and all that.
Got his VC for actions against the Vichy French in Africa - captured a machine gun placement behind enemy lines and held if for 5 days providing invaluable recon at the cost of his badly wounded leg.
Had several 'audiences' with him later in life. Told me yarns about his mates Lizzy and one D.G.Bradman.
A great man and unaffected by it. Just a bloke - apart from his deeds. I opened with 'We've got something in common....' and he was wrapt in my medal story too, being the former patron of the Society that awards them.
He died 2 years ago - not long after Colleen McCulloch wrote his biography.
The signed copy is a treasure. Co-pilot had a pride of place in one of the biggest Civic ceremonies Sydney ever saw.
Nice work your mum - what was she there for?
Hardcore Biker
biff , I was at her house the other day.... The Queens , not your Mums so don't worry. Our recent guests have met her too .... Something about the Queens order of merit ... and they ride motorcycles too. She must be one cool lady ...
It's not a beer pot.... It's a fuel tank for a sex machine
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unless you can prove it.
Wow - Sir Roden Cutler VC, AK, KCMG, KCVO, CBE. A very well known guy in some circles. Huge respek.
Tea, cucumber sandwhiches and a yarn. My mum's the director of a well known international voluntary organisation. She got her *BE a couple of years back.
Of course - she's my mum!
(she doesn't have my ego though)
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Hardcore Biker
Hey Biff , Are you still coming over ... or have you been or are you a has been ...
It's not a beer pot
Trip of a life time http://www.buenosaires-caracas.com.ar/tours.html
Trip details here
unless you can prove it.
Haven't been. Won't be (this side of crimbo). I was side-tracked by something else. So I met the people I needed to somewhere else.
Has been?
Will be soon. Farq I need a sleep.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
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