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    For all the smacktards

    This is how you do it. This is how you needle biker mates.

    It never descends into the sewer, it tells us heaps about the posters, and that they are the sort of people that most of us would like to call "mate", and through all the shit stirring, you can sense that these people genuinely like each other.

    Respectful, funny as hell, and in no way soft.

    Read it and learn.

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    Awesome heads-up Jim. Beats anything I've read in the Jokes and Humour Threads
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    Awwwww..

    Its the Kiwi way! (ain't it?)

    p.s You're not such a bad Grumpy Heckler yaself....

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    Quote Originally Posted by manuboy
    Its the Kiwi way! (ain't it?)

    p.s You're not such a bad Grumpy Heckler yaself....

    Yeah his one main fault is that he lives in the North Island instead of down here in the real world
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    Bloody North Islanders, ruining our tough image, lol.

    Nah, good find Jim
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    Hmm , interesting post compared to the , I wanna get my knee down and crash on the Coro loop crowd, more bitching at each other than the seeing eye dog convention . Well done South Island .
    Sniper , Sorry , your bikes too clean to be a tough guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooch
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    Sniper , Sorry , your bikes too clean to be a tough guy.
    And to small
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    I knew knowing you guys would make me look like a soft cock


    Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooch
    Sniper , Sorry , your bikes too clean to be a tough guy.
    You haven't seen it yet

    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha
    And to small
    Its not the size that matters, its how you use it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    You haven't seen it yet


    Its not the size that matters, its how you use it
    Thats what fallers with small ones say

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    Quote Originally Posted by **R1**
    Thats what fallers with small ones say
    Im talking about the bike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by **R1**
    Thats what fallers with small ones say
    Or us sympathetic bigguns... I don't like to just stomp all over the feelings of the littlies (they have enough challenges already)
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    have we just killed Jims point??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Im talking about the bike.
    so was I....you dirty lil bugga

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    Quote Originally Posted by **R1**
    so was I....you dirty lil bugga
    Me, dirty...... never.... now wheres my porn. Sorry for killing the point Jim. R1 used sexual references to alter my mind.
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