Welcome to our Mainlander KBers

**Riff Raff** · 9th December 2005, 08:36

I have great pleasure in welcoming Kickaha, Pete and Goober to Aunty Riff Raff's house of ill repute (a title that has been bestowed upon my humble dwelling just by their presence here).

This is Diesel Pig and Goobers first trip to Dorkland and they're very excited about it. They have heard that we have 'gays' here and they're looking forward to being on the receiving end of homosexual advances.

If you're out at the track this weekend please say hello and welcome them to our city and try to dispel some of the misinformation that our dear Kickaha has been giving them!

**k14** · 9th December 2005, 08:50

Yeah its a bit of a shame really. I was enjoying being the best part of 1000kms and the cook strait away from them but now sadly, I have to put up with them again. Atleast its only for 2 days

**crashe** · 9th December 2005, 08:56

So did you send them all off today with a nice packed lunch to take with them to the track... and not forgetting a drink bottle with water in it?

**manuboy** · 9th December 2005, 08:58

Watch out for D.P!!!!! If anybody thought Kickaha was dodgy, apart from being 100% correct, D.P taught him Everything he knows.

He's GrandDaddy Dodgy. The fact that you wouldn't notice him in a crowd, being the average sized follically challenged schmoe is his perfect disguise.

He can ride but.

**bugjuice** · 9th December 2005, 09:04

I'm gonna be there helping 2smoker this weekend, so stop by and say hi..

**Rashika** · 9th December 2005, 09:29

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

I have great pleasure in welcoming Kickaha, Diesel Pig and Goober to Aunty Riff Raff's house of ill repute (a title that has been bestowed upon my humble dwelling just by their presence here).

This is Diesel Pig and Goobers first trip to Dorkland and they're very excited about it. They have heard that we have 'gays' here and they're looking forward to being on the receiving end of homosexual advances.

If you're out at the track this weekend please say hello and welcome them to our city and try to dispel some of the misinformation that our dear Kickaha has been giving them!

hmmm I think you have been misled.... I mean DP comes from Rangiora of all places, the gayest place out

but glad they made it up there safely... any chance you wana keep em all??

**k14** · 9th December 2005, 09:31

Originally Posted by manuboy

He's GrandDaddy Dodgy. The fact that you wouldn't notice him in a crowd, being the average sized follically challenged schmoe is his perfect disguise.

So if diesel pig is grandaddy dodgy, what does that make dangerous?

**vifferman** · 9th December 2005, 09:37

Originally Posted by k14

So if diesel pig is grandaddy dodgy, what does that make dangerous?

Now now - don't be too hard on Mr Dangerous. I mean after all, he did introduce me to this site, when I was languishing out in the wop-wops on some Murkn or UK VTR1000 forum.

Oh wait... me becoming a KB (ir)regular could be perceived as being a bad thing..

As you were. Slag DanGer Rooz all you want.

**Riff Raff** · 9th December 2005, 09:37

Originally Posted by crashe

So did you send them all off today with a nice packed lunch to take with them to the track... and not forgetting a drink bottle with water in it?

Houses of ill repute don't do packed lunches - that's the whole point!

**Joni** · 9th December 2005, 09:39

Originally Posted by k14

So if diesel pig is grandaddy dodgy, what does that make dangerous?

He's the Godfather... head of the dodgy family because nothing comes close to his expertise... it takes many many years of dodgy behaviour to master the skill to that level.

**ManDownUnder** · 9th December 2005, 09:41

Originally Posted by Rashika

hmmm I think you have been misled.... I mean DP comes from Rangiora of all places

Doesn't "DP" mean Double.. naaaa... never mind

**dangerous** · 9th December 2005, 18:06

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

I have great pleasure in welcoming Kickaha, Diesel Pig and Goober to Aunty Riff Raff's house of ill repute

Ummm now I know deisel pig is rather fast, but Dorkland last night, at the same time as he rode past my pad in Chch... thats fuking fast

Originally Posted by k14

So if diesel pig is grandaddy dodgy, what does that make dangerous?

Your superior mate... who traveled 50km the other night for you when he was about to go to bed but spent the next 1.5hrs tracking down a POS bike part that needed to be taken to Kick's so as it could be delivered to you at Puke this w/e.... huh... well... ME, thats who

Originally Posted by vifferman

As you were. Slag DanGer Rooz all you want.

OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiii hang about a minute

Originally Posted by Joni

He's the Godfather... head of the dodgy family because nothing comes close to his expertise... it takes many many years of dodgy behaviour to master the skill to that level.

and dont you bloody well forget that either sweet cheeks

dodgy huh! RR keep that Kickaha up there will ya no letting him return here ok we dont want him... and besides I have his missus cornered right were I want her

**Swoop** · 10th December 2005, 19:27

Where the fuck is this "mainland" place???
Is it somewhere near Gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre?

**crashe** · 10th December 2005, 19:50

I meet them all.... and they are great guys....

I think that we should keep them all up here.....

I dont think they will be missed by that lot down in the 'mainland' after all.....

They don't seem to be starving either... so Ms Riff Raff must be feeding them after all.