White trash AK ride 14/12/2005

**Motoracer** · 12th December 2005, 20:09

Sounds like a "perfect" KB ride to me. BTW Jimmy, Do not go over 110. Do not pull any wheelies or stoppies or get your knee down. Fun...

**White trash** · 12th December 2005, 20:10

Oh I will! There'll be no shenanigans on this ride, I can assure you.

**White trash** · 12th December 2005, 20:17

Originally Posted by SpeedMedic

Fuck this ride sounds like a bit of me. Its as late as a whores period so there will be no cops. See ya there trashy.

No worries with the cops mate. This ride is only for perfectly behaved, 1st rate citizens. In fact, I think I might invite some.

**White trash** · 12th December 2005, 20:32

Another rule: You MUST wave at all other bikers. Even the ones you're riding with. If you don't, you'll forever be hassled and shunned from this site.

While we're on that, you better be wearing EXACTLY the right gear. If I see a single jandal or missing piece of stiching from your kit, you'll be eighty sixed quick smart.

**Marmoot** · 12th December 2005, 20:34

will the ride be divided into speed group?
How much for the entry?
Do we need to bring stuffed toys too?
Any photographers or video recording?
Will there be checkpoints with clues along the motorway? Getting lost there would be a hassle for the whole ride, y'know?

**crashe** · 12th December 2005, 20:35

WT- Congratulations on your 6,000th post... well done.

Ok for that I shall have to turn up as well..
just to escort you there and back again....

:spudbooge

PS: I do hope you will be leading the pack on your mini-moto

**White trash** · 12th December 2005, 20:38

Originally Posted by crashe

Ok for that I shall have to turn up as well..
just to escort you there and back again....

:spudbooge

PS: I do hope you will be leading the pack on your mini-moto

Nope, you're leading this one.

No overtaking the leader either, that's another rule. It's fucken irresponsible and dangerous.

**crashe** · 12th December 2005, 20:41

Originally Posted by White trash

Nope, you're leading this one.

No overtaking the leader either, that's another rule. It's fucken irresponsible and dangerous.

awwww shucks are you really sure that YOU dont want to lead...
I dont want to take that most esteemed job away from you...
We all know how you like to be tuff on us all.... and want us to do what YOU want to do.

**White trash** · 12th December 2005, 20:41

Originally Posted by SpeedMedic

I take it lanesplitting is out.

Jesus Christ! What the hell are you thinking!!!!

That's it. You're banished to driving the ambulance as support vehicle.

**crashe** · 12th December 2005, 21:12

Cool a ambo coming up the rear to save us all...

:spudbooge
I do hope that the ambo's have had full training

Can we all have hungovers as well.... :slap:

**cowpoos** · 12th December 2005, 21:49

what fuckin go idea...I'm bringing one of my farm quads and the trailer...for the working dogs...and I might throw a couple of sheep in there to for dover if he's coming....I was thinking guys....maybe I should lead...I could bring my flashing orange becon off the tractor to alert on-coming traffic...and with my 45kmph topspeed no-one should have any offs!!!!