White trash AK ride 14/12/2005

[skelstar]

Shit I didn't think of that Erik. Perhaps you could reschedule for us inexperienced riders WT?

I think everyone has gone to bed.

[Wellyman]

It's only for peole who don't bitch about other peoples riding or fall off. Hence there being 2 corners in the whole route.

only two corners! easier on the Honda Riders, less chance of having to wait for all the Suzuki riders trying to corner without falling off!l (Suzuki lack of steering problem)

[SPman]

.I could bring my flashing orange becon off the tractor to alert on-coming traffic...

On the fucking Motorway!!!

[Waylander]

Nope , me and RR just rocked up one day and they tossed us the keys to the bus and kitted us out, and we were off. Been a hoot so far.

as for coming up the rear, Ill leave that to the homo from Hamilton.. he knows who he is.. not Daryl or Bret.

The hook is baited.

Surely that is no way to talk about crazy steve? So what if he's crazy and maybe a little eccentric.

Could be a go for this WT, early morning cruise with the GF on back. Sounds fun. If I somehow manage to scrunge up the money to get up there in the first place.

[texmo]

Another rule: You MUST wave at all other bikers. Even the ones you're riding with. If you don't, you'll forever be hassled and shunned from this site.

While we're on that, you better be wearing EXACTLY the right gear. If I see a single jandal or missing piece of stiching from your kit, you'll be eighty sixed quick smart.

after a night at yoshi's I only have 1 jandal any ways, Can I go on the back on someones Bike as mine is just in 4 a tweak...

[loosebruce]

On the fucking Motorway!!!

Old people Jon, nutters, hmm much like you infact, danger to everyone else, not really a danger to themselves, they've lived a decent life.

It's a bit past my bedtime but i'll be there, word has it there's some loose gravel 2.48km from the bombay off ramp south bound, Brett will cone and sign post affected area, and speed will be limited to 30kph, could've been nasty otherwise.

[SPman]

Old people Jon, nutters, hmm much like you infact, danger to everyone else, not really a danger to themselves, they've lived a decent life.
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Waddaya mean, old, ya young whippersnapper!
Hmmm - sounds like my sort of ride.........will there be a man (or woman) walkin in front carrying a red flag....safety first, ya know!

[Big Dave]

Betcha somebody will have to stop for fuel.

[T.I.E]

ill be there. count me in. do you think we could get police escort?

and can i map a map made up incase i do get lost?

[NhuanH]

Is this ride only for White Trashes (Mullet, trailer trash etc etc.)?

While we're on that, you better be wearing EXACTLY the right gear. If I see a single jandal or missing piece of stiching from your kit, you'll be eighty sixed quick smart.

Do I count as Yellow Trash then? Don't you hicks make me bring out the photos again! And I always wear my riding jandals in pairs. Duh!

as for coming up the rear, Ill leave that to the homo from Hamilton.. he knows who he is.. not Daryl or Bret.

yer not talkin' about some GAY-bo, from the LAND of the Waikato, ER, are you?

Brett will cone and sign post affected area, and speed will be limited to 30kph, could've been nasty otherwise.

No, he does not consider that stretch of road to be highway. Remember, he is only concerned with gravel on highways beginning and ending in 2.

Nope, you're leading this one.

I vote for crashe to be pilot vehicle of the fleet. Yellow sign on the back of the voracious Virago: "Wide Load"

[crashe]

I vote for crashe to be pilot vehicle of the fleet. Yellow sign on the back of the voracious Virago: "Wide Load"

Right thats it... the AIR HORN goes back on the bike.. honking it right in your lughole. (pt)

I can also carry the KB flag as well on the back of my bike...
We do have to annouce to everyone who we are...... don't we?

This is gonna be a the greatest KB ride ever...
with strict rules and instructions as told by our great leader.
And we must Adher to these rules or else!!!!!!

[ManDownUnder]

It's only for peole who don't bitch about other peoples riding or fall off. Hence there being 2 corners in the whole route.

Are they sharp corners - I really don't like sharp corners.

Or corners with bumpy bits on them - in fact I think they're worse than sharp corners. Only worse thing would be sharp corners with bumpy bits on them.

Will it be dark - I wouldn't like to go out in the dark either. especially if there are sharp corners with bumpy bits on them.

Is it ok if I stay at home and panic about the road conditions from there? Falling out of bed is much less painful than falling off the bike on a sharp bumpy corner in the dark...

[HDTboy]

Should we all be wearing White helmets with Yellow reflective vests?
Please consider rescheduling so us L plate wearers (and I'll have mine on) can come along too

[madboy]

Jeez, WT, if only I'd seen this thread last night when I was polishing my, umm, err, bike. I would have gladly trailered my bike up to this monumental event. Oh, but don't worry, I would have stopped every hour on the hour for at least ten minutes rest so I wasn't overtired when then ride commenced.

[Wellyman]

Jeez, WT, if only I'd seen this thread last night when I was polishing my, umm, err, bike. I would have gladly trailered my bike up to this monumental event. Oh, but don't worry, I would have stopped every hour on the hour for at least ten minutes rest so I wasn't overtired when then ride commenced.

Trailer up!
Just ride up mate, have more fun.
WM