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    SCAM: I just got this in my mail today...

    Begin forwarded message:

    Generally, I hate the warnings that get sent around but I have to admit that this one is important.

    Please protect everyone you know and care about by sending this to your entire email list.

    If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your bum, do NOT show them your bum.

    This is a scam. They only want to see your bum.

    I wish I'd got this yesterday, I feel so stupid and cheap.



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    I'll be buggered - that's what he was up to...

    He said he was after samples and his badge clearly identified him as one of the "Weet Bix All Black Greats"
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    Too late.... :slap:
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    Does it have to be your bum for real, or will a photo done using soft lighting and special film/lenses do?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Does it have to be your bum for real, or will a photo done using soft lighting and special film/lenses do?

    Hahaha.. well they wouldn't accept one of me, but I managed to sell them two of the Mrs...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparky Mark
    Begin forwarded message:

    Generally, I hate the warnings that get sent around but I have to admit that this one is important.

    Please protect everyone you know and care about by sending this to your entire email list.

    If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your bum, do NOT show them your bum.

    This is a scam. They only want to see your bum.

    I wish I'd got this yesterday, I feel so stupid and cheap.


    My question, If this does happen and i show my butt, what do i get in return???
    did you recieve a prize? Or is it a bit cheeky to ask?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wybmadiity
    My question, If this does happen and i show my butt, what do i get in return???
    did you recieve a prize? Or is it a bit cheeky to ask?

    I'm sure you will recieve a very nice prize...

    Please PM me your address, and what times you think would be the best time for one of our agents call round.


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    My bum got sore after I sat on Santa's knee.
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparky Mark
    Hahaha.. well they wouldn't accept one of me, but I managed to sell them two of the Mrs...
    I'll PM you my addy so's you can send me the 3rd copy
    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    My bum got sore after I sat on Santa's knee.
    Wasn't on Air NZ was it?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    A mate sent me this, made me laugh out loud! Makes a change from all the "lipsticks contain lead and you'll get cancer if you wear it" crap emails you get at this time of the year.
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    My bum got sore after I sat on Santa's knee.
    That ALL? I had to sit on his Lap:eyepoke:
    To every man upon this earth
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    bastard! He sucked me in then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    That ALL? I had to sit on his Lap:eyepoke:
    He says it's ok as long as I don't tell....
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
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    we will remember them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    He says it's ok as long as I don't tell....
    The bastard said that to me too, but he put all the photos on the net
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Why do I have to give Santa a special present this year?
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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