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    I liked the show...

    Question one "My boyfriend has a life of his own - what do you think?"

    (Oprah leading the crowd of women happy to get a free book) HE'S NOT THAT INTO YOU
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    Question Two "The guy I'm dating says he has other friends too - is that ok"

    (Oprah and the mob) -HE'S NOT THAT INTO YOU... (te he he)
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    Question three "My husband owns a motorcycle and says I should get one too. You can't talk while riding them and he says he really enjoys riding"

    (Oprah - rolling eyes and mouthing "here we go again") HE'S NOT THAT INTO YOU

    ===

    You get the idea.

    There were some dumb arse questions on there, but yes - selling a book was the #1 goal of THAT show...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Question three "My husband owns a motorcycle and says I should get one too. You can't talk while riding them and he says he really enjoys riding"

    (Oprah - rolling eyes and mouthing "here we go again") HE'S NOT THAT INTO YOU

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    Lol was talking to Ms.Pillion about that one last night. She says, any woman who thinks that because thier man wants them to ride a bike means they are "not into you" has never riden a bike. She has now firmed her resolve that Oprah does not know shit about what she talks about.

    Same thing with that holier-than-thou dipshit Dr.Phil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    I've been married three times - I know nothing about women.

    Except that Mrs Three is a good 'un.
    Meatloaf misquote here: I bet you said that to all the wives......
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Meatloaf misquote here: I bet you said that to all the wives......
    No. Only this one is number three. I call her my current wife.
    How she laughs at that!
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    What were you sausage jockeys doing watching Oprah in the first place?

    That would pretty much confirm to me that you're not into your missus and should perhaps give Maurice a call.........

    It's not really that hard to communicate with opposite sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    What were you sausage jockeys doing watching Oprah in the first place?

    That would pretty much confirm to me that you're not into your missus and should perhaps give Maurice a call.........

    It's not really that hard to communicate with opposite sex.


    Yes well. when you use such basic terms as

    "wanna root?"

    and "can we use the toothbrush"

    and

    "you want my cock"

    you do make it rather easy for people..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cibby Chick
    Yes well. when you use such basic terms as

    "wanna root?"

    and "can we use the toothbrush"

    and

    "you want my cock"

    you do make it rather easy for people..
    It fuckin worked didn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    It fuckin worked didn't it?
    Not on me it didn't...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Not on me it didn't...
    C'mon Nige, you said we was speshul friends and I said it would only hurt a little.

    Dont you remember?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover
    C'mon Nige, you said we was speshul friends and I said it would only hurt a little.

    Dont you remember?
    You told me that was a sheep... (hard to tell with the lights out... but you must have a hell of a hairy back...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    You told me that was a sheep... (hard to tell with the lights out... but you must have a hell of a hairy back...)
    Ha ha ha, fooled you. That was Maurice..........:slap:

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    i think SOME of it was true as a generalisation but, I think a lot of it is stupid as people express themselves differently. who the fuck is he to judge.

    there is also a book out called "your just not that into him" hahahaha
    wouldnt you already know that. why would you need a fucking book to tell you

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    I caught a bit of the show and thought to myself "you need someone to tell you that the guy isn't really into you when you know it damned well yourself?" I'd say every woman has gone out with a guy who makes excuses not to call or see her (been there, done that!) and I doubt a book would make much difference to the scenario. I can see it now - "yes, I know he only calls me every few months and he only seems to want sex, we never go out for a meal or anything like that, but HE REALLY DOES LOVE ME!" It would make a good Tui ad!

    Get a life, get some self-respect and don't (to steal a Madonna line) settle for second best! But most of all, don't waste your money on a book when your friends could tell you the same thing for free. But I bet it will look nice next to Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus (or whatever it's called) and all your other self-help books that you read on the nights when that guy "who's just not into you" doesn't call!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer
    I caught a bit of the show and thought to myself "you need someone to tell you that the guy isn't really into you when you know it damned well yourself?" I'd say every woman has gone out with a guy who makes excuses not to call or see her (been there, done that!) and I doubt a book would make much difference to the scenario. I can see it now - "yes, I know he only calls me every few months and he only seems to want sex, we never go out for a meal or anything like that, but HE REALLY DOES LOVE ME!" It would make a good Tui ad!

    Get a life, get some self-respect and don't (to steal a Madonna line) settle for second best! But most of all, don't waste your money on a book when your friends could tell you the same thing for free. But I bet it will look nice next to Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus (or whatever it's called) and all your other self-help books that you read on the nights when that guy "who's just not into you" doesn't call!
    Get it right sweetheart.....its' men are from mars women love their penises'......sheesh!

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    Saw that thingy..

    was stunned as to all those problems the fool just said the same old line..

    I mean wat if a dude is scared of commitment...and thus dont wanna marry or dont have the dosh to get married.. then how can this dude say he AINT into him..??

    and as someone already said... if a person has a job and some mates... he doesnt have to like spend the whole freaking free time (outside his work) with the girl... how long would that last lol.. bet she would get bored of him in 2 weeks...

    ahh welll guess the more ladies act like that.. the harder they will find a guy then...
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