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    Sunday joke

    While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my
    seven year old son asked me why I didn't get a boyfriend, since my husband
    (his Dad) had run off. I told him the television is my new boyfriend, he
    entertains me all the time. And, even though he sometimes doesn't start, I
    just give it a few hard whacks on the side and it comes back on and I'm
    happy as a lark for hours. He was satisfied with the explanation and walked
    away.

    Sunday the pastor stopped by to check on my recovery. My son answered the
    door. The pastor smiled and asked, "Is your Mom busy, son?" My little one
    looked up at him and replied, "Yes, sir, she's in the bedroom banging her
    new boyfriend and once she gets him started, she'll be happy for hours!"
    Nothing is impossible

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    Hahahaha, marvellous
    To every man upon this earth
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    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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