I have a lot of baby jokes but my worse joke has to be
Whats blue, 14inches long and fucks women?
Cot death
Aargh, photos!
I have a lot of baby jokes but my worse joke has to be
Whats blue, 14inches long and fucks women?
Cot death
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
r4q2
oh yeah that IS sick.... what about...
A crim is shown to his new cell,
Sitting on his bunk is his cell mate,
A big scary, hairy mother fucker.
His cell mate say's to him..
"So you want to be the Mummy or the Daddy?"
to which newbie quickly replys
"The Daddy"
His cell mate answers
"Good, now come suck Mummies COCK!"
Crikey!
The Aristocrats
There's a video of the South Park version here
Forum whore
A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,
"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."
The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Say hello to my little friend
One pedofille turns to another and says "I'll give you two 5's for a 10"
r4q2
I just told these to my work mates....
not one laugh
frequent infrequenter
that south park clip is fuckin funny..Originally Posted by MrMelon
Cougar Bait
-Your mama's so fat....
But I fucked her anyway
-What do you call a dead baby with a dislocated neck?
Deepthroat
-What's worse than waking up next to a dead baby?
Realising you fucked it the night before
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
Fair weather rider
How do you know when your sister has her period?
Your Dads cock tastes funny...
Say hello to my little friend
how do you circumsize (sp?) a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw
Hardcore Biker
Q. Whats the worst thing about fucking a bald pussy?
A. Putting the nappies back on afterwards.
.
Pretengineer
ewwww!! thats just NASTY
Asparagus wee
Whats the difference between a Jew and an apple pie?
One doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
wheelie king
yeah they pretty good ill get some off my uncle he has some good ones
Blindspott are back as Blacklist check them out
www.blacklistmusicnz.co.nz
Must go faster - but how?
Ohh, bad karma for some of these...
Hitler walks up to the Pearly Gates and says to St Peter, "I'd like to come in."
St Peter: "Not likely!"
Hitler: I've repented and I've given back all the gold and treasures that I stole from the Jews, and I'm really sorry."
At that point, Jesus walks up and asks what's going on.
St Peter: "It's Hitler here, he wants to come in."
Jesus: "Bugger off!"
Hitler: "No, it's true! To prove it, I've got a six foot solid gold cross I can't find the owner of. I could give that to you."
Now Jesus was partial to crosses, so he went to see God.
Jesus: "Hey Dad, I've got Hitler outside and he wants to come in now he's repented."
God: "Tell him to get lost!"
Jesus: "But Dad, he's given back all the gold that he stole from the Jews - except for a six foot, solid gold cross he can't find the owner for. He says I can have it."
God: "And what do you want with a solid gold cross? You couldn't even carry a fuckin' wooden one!"
At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him.
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