Deaf people are more at risk of covid.
The rest of us must have heard
immunity.
When I first saw my wife on her dating
profile,she wrote she was "Looking for her
stallion."
It's completely ironic as these days she's the
fucking hores.
The wife says I am an animal in bed-like
the mighty lion.
Sex lasts thirty seconds,then I nap for ten
hours,wake up,and nick her food.
'Charlie Theron says she was was asked to do six
weeks more car training than male co-stars
on the Italian Job.'
They must have watched her parking when
she arrived.
"How old are you?"
"You never ask a lady her age."
"I know.How old are you?"
"69"
"Cheeky fucker,I'm 55."
"I didn't ask your age."
My pet name for my girlfriend is
Hummingbird.
She thinks it's because she's small and cute.
Buts it's really because there's too much flap.
The little Asian guy who owns the corner
shop is a black belt karaoke.
You don't fuck with Mr Singh.
I've successfully crossed A Jack Russell with
Shih Tzu.
I don't know wether to call it a Shit Russell
or a Jack Shit.
Cheer up a moody feminisit by telling her she
has a great arse.
Bookmarks