My mate's a right
fuckwit.I asked
him if he'd like to
see the forest
where Dick Turpin
spent much of his
time.He said,"Sure
would." I said,"No
that's Robin Hood
you thick cunt."
HOUSEWIVES:
Save money on
expensive
technology
gadgets by
changing your
name to Alexa and
obeying random
instructions from
everyone in your
household.
Humpty Trumpty
built a big Wall
None of the
snowflakes liked
that at all.They
petitioned the
papers but they
blamed "toxic
men." And so
Humpty Trumpty
got elected again.
A world without
adjectives....
would be hard to
describe.
I've just met a
girl who's shit at
multiple choice
tests.She ticks all
the boxes.
First Date: Her:
Lets exchange
numbers. Me:
Won't that confuse
people who are
trying to call us?
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