Why did The All Blacks
jump into the ocean?
To play Wales. ( Whales )
Someone suggested
getting a stripper
fo my wife's 60th
birthday.What
a fantastic idea
that turned out to be.
She only has the
paper to hang.
I hired a stripper
for my wife;s
birthday.She loved
it.I was stunned when
she got her tits
out and rubbed them
with baby oil!
Then my wife said,"What
the fuck is she
doing here?"
Doctor Doolittle,
if you are reading
this,could you pop
round to my
house all tell my
neighbours dog
to shut the
fuck up.
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