Highway Biker
fucking a sixteen year old girl in the ass
Fucking a fifteen year old girl in the ass
Whats better than fucking a fifteen girl in the ass?
Joke goes on howeverlong you wnt and ends with something like "What's better then fucking a ten year old boy in the ass?"
NOTHING
Keep the guns oiled and the temple clean
Shit,snort and blaspheme
Scooter boy
What's worse than sticking six oysters up your gandma's box?
Sucking seven out....
Tornado Alley
I think there is our winner....Originally Posted by Arthur
What's worse than sticking six oysters up your gandma's box?
Sucking seven out....
Forum whore
Ickkk..I think there is our winner....
It's Christmas morning and wee Jimmy and wee Johnny are out playing on thier new bicycle.
JIMMY "Check out my new bike. It's got front suspension and 12 gears"
JOHNNY "That's really good, but mine has got adjustable front and rear suspension, 18 gears and an airhorn."
JIMMY "Wow, that's really cool. Hey, I got an XBOX360 with Fifa 2007 and Grand Turismo. It's set up in my bedroom. We could have a play on it later?"
JOHNNY 'Aye, that's good too but I got an imported Playstation 3, a year's broadband, 20 games and a 42" plasma screen"
JIMMY "Wow, then we'll play on that later! My dad's renting a holiday home next month for us all to go to for a fortnight's time"
JOHNNY "Very nice, my dad's taking us all to Disney Land"
JIMMY "Wow, you're sooooo lucky Johnny"
JOHNNY "I know"
JIMMY "I mean, I wish I had leukemia too"
Easily ammused
Suzuki are bringing out a GN250R
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
Freakin' hippy
I'm sorry but you will go to Suzuki hell for all eternity for mocking the
MIGHTY GN250!
Determined to kill my bike before it kills me
Forum whore
two pedos meet up , one says "havnt seen you for a while" the other one says " i been keeping my eye on a 10 year old down at the park" the other one says "faaaaaaark a 10 yr old whats the matter with you" ..........shes got the body of a 6 year old says the other guy
Moped rider
What's the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the nappies back on...
To split or not to split, that is the question
Moped rider
A pedo is leading a little girl deep into a dark forest at night.
After a while of walking in the dark the little girl says "Mr Man, I'm scared", to which he replies "How the fuck do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here by myself!"
To split or not to split, that is the question
Scracha's #1 Groupie
For the Pedds....
What's better a 5 yr old boy
OR
a 5 yr old girl?
=The 5 yr old Boy
Why?
When you fin just roll him over and he becomes a 5 yr old girl
Scracha Loves me... Know him before you judge me.
No longer stutter bike
And we have ourselves a winner
Hardcore Biker
Why is my dick like a Rubics cube?
The longer she plays with it the harder it gets.
Hardcore Biker
why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?
cos you have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly b4 you get to the meat!
The not so placid...
haha ewwww but hahawhy is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?
cos you have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly b4 you get to the meat!
they certainly are sick... bring em on
I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing
mucho papoosa bueno no panocha
Off the wagon
Little Johnny runs up to his dad, "Daddy Daddy....Granny has a prawn on her cunt!!" Dad says, "No Johnny, that's her clitoris!"
Johnny insists, "No she has a PRAWN on her cunt!!" Dad tells him again, "No that's a clitoris!"
Johnny says, "Well it sure tastes like a prawn!"
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