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    IWhat's better than..

    fucking a sixteen year old girl in the ass

    Fucking a fifteen year old girl in the ass

    Whats better than fucking a fifteen girl in the ass?

    Joke goes on howeverlong you wnt and ends with something like "What's better then fucking a ten year old boy in the ass?"

    NOTHING
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    What's worse than sticking six oysters up your gandma's box?
    Sucking seven out....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur View Post
    What's worse than sticking six oysters up your gandma's box?
    Sucking seven out....
    I think there is our winner....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    I think there is our winner....
    Ickkk..

    It's Christmas morning and wee Jimmy and wee Johnny are out playing on thier new bicycle.

    JIMMY "Check out my new bike. It's got front suspension and 12 gears"

    JOHNNY "That's really good, but mine has got adjustable front and rear suspension, 18 gears and an airhorn."

    JIMMY "Wow, that's really cool. Hey, I got an XBOX360 with Fifa 2007 and Grand Turismo. It's set up in my bedroom. We could have a play on it later?"

    JOHNNY 'Aye, that's good too but I got an imported Playstation 3, a year's broadband, 20 games and a 42" plasma screen"

    JIMMY "Wow, then we'll play on that later! My dad's renting a holiday home next month for us all to go to for a fortnight's time"

    JOHNNY "Very nice, my dad's taking us all to Disney Land"

    JIMMY "Wow, you're sooooo lucky Johnny"

    JOHNNY "I know"

    JIMMY "I mean, I wish I had leukemia too"
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    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.

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    Suzuki are bringing out a GN250R
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim View Post
    Suzuki are bringing out a GN250R
    I'm sorry but you will go to Suzuki hell for all eternity for mocking the
    MIGHTY GN250!
    Determined to kill my bike before it kills me

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    two pedos meet up , one says "havnt seen you for a while" the other one says " i been keeping my eye on a 10 year old down at the park" the other one says "faaaaaaark a 10 yr old whats the matter with you" ..........shes got the body of a 6 year old says the other guy

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    What's the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?




















    Putting the nappies back on...
    To split or not to split, that is the question

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    A pedo is leading a little girl deep into a dark forest at night.

    After a while of walking in the dark the little girl says "Mr Man, I'm scared", to which he replies "How the fuck do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here by myself!"
    To split or not to split, that is the question

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    For the Pedds....

    What's better a 5 yr old boy
    OR
    a 5 yr old girl?



    =The 5 yr old Boy

    Why?









    When you fin just roll him over and he becomes a 5 yr old girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    MIGHTY GN250!
    And we have ourselves a winner

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    Why is my dick like a Rubics cube?







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    why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?
    cos you have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly b4 you get to the meat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by skirtster gal View Post
    why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?
    cos you have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly b4 you get to the meat!
    haha ewwww but haha

    they certainly are sick... bring em on
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Already posted this one in another thread but....

    Little Johnny runs up to his dad, "Daddy Daddy....Granny has a prawn on her cunt!!" Dad says, "No Johnny, that's her clitoris!"
    Johnny insists, "No she has a PRAWN on her cunt!!" Dad tells him again, "No that's a clitoris!"
    Johnny says, "Well it sure tastes like a prawn!"
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