There's now a saliva
test which claims to tell
whether you're gay or
straight.
I guess the deciding factor
is if it tastes of fucking
cum.
A BBC worker was sacked
for downloading porn
at work - despite being
completely blind.
A colleague said, "No one
can understand why he
was downloading porn,
he's been blind since he
was a teenager."
Hmm....... I wonder what
caused that.
Princess Eugenie has
given birth to a baby boy.
Her father Prince Andrew,
says he is overjoyed
and can't wait to wet the
baby's head... And face
and chest.
And if it's got another
round in it, all over it's
back too.
What's with all the double
barreled names with
footballers.
Used to be stinky old
cunts that drove Jags,
played golf and wore
tweeted jackets with leather
elbow patches.
I suppose that's what
getting paid $400,000 a
week does to you.
Oh... the equality.
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