Red Bull F1 have sacked
Max Verstappen for
breach of contract
when he applied for the
job it specifically said "No
tyre kickers"
"That's just typical of you"
said the Mrs, "I can't take
you anywhere without
you embarrassing me,
Pride Month is an annual
celebration and tribute
to those brave men and
who were involved in the
Stonewall riots to protest
the treatment of LBGT
+ people in New York 52
years ago."
After she had finished
berating me, at length,
I emailed the local
newspaper to place a for-sale
advert for 2 male and
11 female Lions.
To show allegiance to
BLM, Ben White has been
told to change his name
to Been White.
Statistically Chinese
prostitutes make twice
as much money as other
nationalities.
This is because, after
you've fucked them, you
feel like fucking them
again an hour later.
Intense gym excersise
can lead to motor neurone
disease..
One of the first symptoms
is an inability to swallow..
That's why you'll never see
Elton John in a gym.
Poland and Iceland drew.
Iceland have a habit of not
losing to the English.
The world health
organisation has no sense
of humour. If they did they
would have called the
Indian variant "cobra"
BBC Breaking News :
White called up to England
Euro squad.
We'll it'll be good to have
at least one there.
The LGBT community
in Istanbul have several
events going on in June
to celebrate Turkish flat
bread.
It's gay pride month.
It's utterly ridiculous that
you have to wear a mask
to watch a football match
in a sparsely attended,
open-air stadium.
Lip readers can't tell if
fans are shouting Boo!
Or Coon! either. That's
something, I suppose.
The Crown bosses are
struggling to find a boy to
play a young Prince Harry
in series five because of a
shortage of black ginger
actors.
I love this sunny weather.
Short little miniskirts and
low cut tops.
Mind you if it wasn't Pride
Month I'd probably be
getting some funny looks.
As the young Arsenal
winger heard noises from
the crowd, he turned to
the England manager and
asked if they were booing.
"No" said Southgate
nervously They're saying
"Boo-kayo - Saka! Boo-kayo
Saka!"
I've always had an
admiration for bands who
name themselves to suit
their appearance. Like
Motley Crue, The Specials
and The Misfits.
Oh, and The Floaters.
There's a guy online who's
trained his dog to bring
him beers from the fridge.
That's nothing.
Mine does that, plus
cooks, cleans, washes
dishes and sucks my
cock.
The wife goes mad at him.
Daily Telegraph online
comment on Elton John
by Robin Sudlow
11 Jun 2021 1. 40PM
Musically sound, but
his diction has become
appallingly hard to
discern.
Quinten Crisp couldn't have
put it better...
Piers Morgan has
criticised model Emily
Ratajkowski for the way
she held her three-month-old
son in a photograph.
For once I agree with
Morgan.
You couldn't see her tits.
What goes black red black
red black red black red
black red fuck?
Me losing a fortune on
Ladbrokes roulette.
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