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    Watts this I hear, Charlie
    has died?


    A Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.
    I beg to differ.


    Ah, the Rolling Bones.
    Not many volts.
    Zero Watts.


    R. I. P. Stones drummer
    Charlie Watts
    on his way up there,
    someone tried to nick
    his harp. He was heard
    shouting
    "Hey you get off of my
    cloud!"


    "Hey you! Get off my
    cloud"
    "Piss off Charlie, I was
    here first" - Brian Jones.


    "God Gimme shelter.
    Can't you hear me
    knocking?"
    "Sorry Charlie you can't
    always get what you want.
    You had sympathy with
    the Devil."


    Celebrity Deathmatch latest :

    Beatles 2-2 Stones

    Lennon 40' Jones 27'

    Harrison 58' Watts 80'


    Greta Thunberg has just
    announced that those
    old perennial favourite,
    The Rolling Stones, were
    as of today much more
    energy efficient due to the
    25% reduction in Wattage
    out put.
    "Turd on the run" said
    Jagger when he heard of
    her comment.


    Don Everly dead at 84
    Bye Bye Bruv.


    So the remake of the
    horror movie Candyman
    is going to be an all black
    cast to prove black people
    in the movies aren't all
    Stereotypical blacks.
    Well that's backfired
    already considering the
    first person to die will be
    black.


    My drug dealer is thick as
    shit.
    I asked him how much 10
    grams of ice is.
    He said, "Don't ask me,
    you do the meth."


    Experts have recently
    pinpointed the reason
    for the decline birth rate
    in the country.... lack of
    communication between
    couples, some of them
    even resorting to texting
    instead of speaking to
    each other.

    Her.... Is it in yet?

    Him.... No, not yet

    Her.... Get a move on and
    put it in now.

    Him.... fiddles around for a
    bit.... OK, it's in, now what?

    Her.... God give me
    strength! set the
    temperature to 200
    Celsius and the timer to
    ninety minutes.... I don't
    want the chicken burnt
    again.


    I think Alexa has probably
    been told to fuck off and
    called a cunt more than
    anything else in the world.


    Corey Taylor from Slipknot
    has Covid.
    And that's while he's been
    wearing a mask for years


    I had a horrible holiday
    in Dover. I got horribly
    sunburnt and I fell in the
    sea. My wufe got caught
    up in a towel while trying
    to rescue me. By the time
    the coastguard got us
    out, I was just babbling
    nonsense. It was horrible.
    On the upside, they
    thought I was a paki
    'refugee', so now I'm
    writing this on my
    brand new iPhone in my
    mansion while waiting for
    my $2000 a week giro to
    arrive.


    "Bloody" is no longer
    Britain’s most popular
    swear word, a study has
    found.
    The new titles will appear
    in the Beano and Dandy
    for kids

    "gobs-e" "s-hot" "s-
    muchness" "s-house,"
    "s-hole," and "s-storm


    McDonalds are having
    great problems getting
    milkshake to their
    restaurants.
    Is it any wonder? I can't
    even get it up the fucking
    straw.


    Executions. The only way
    the Taliban can get a head.


    My grandad owned a car
    dealership, but because
    of his experiences in the
    war he always refused to
    stock German cars.
    He'll go down in history as
    the man who rejected the
    Beetle's.


    And tonight on Nigella
    Bites the host is joined by
    Gordon Ramsey and they
    show us their unique take
    on tossing the salad.


    It finally happened
    we've reached the point
    where the BBC is full of
    BBCs

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    A Rolling Stone gathers no
    Moss.
    Unless you're Charlie
    Watts.


    Charlie Watts funeral will
    be delayed.
    A brand new hearse has
    been ordered and we're
    waiting for someone to
    "paint it black"


    You think life on Universal
    Credit is easy?
    You try feeding your kids
    when your cupboards are
    emptier than a Tottenham
    Hotspur trophy cabinet.


    Spencer Elden, the man
    who was photographed as
    a baby on the album cover
    for Nirvana's Nevermind
    with his penis showing,
    is suing the band alleging
    Sexual exploitation.
    I'll be paying careful
    attention to the case if
    He's successful, my mum
    is in a whole heap of
    trouble.


    Nirvana sued by baby on
    album cover.
    Ohh well Nevermind.


    Daily Mail

    Biden has gone gaga!

    Also in the mail

    Gaga has gone Bi then.

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    Just spotted Gary Glitter
    buying a Nirvana album.


    The designer of Nirvana's
    most iconic influenced
    by an English 70s punk
    band.
    Nevermind the boys
    cocks.


    So Nirvana had an album
    decades ago and the
    picture on the cover was a
    baby in water with a dollar
    bill on a hook dangling
    in front of the baby. This
    was supposed to depict
    capitalism. The baby,
    now a grown man, has
    engaged a lawyer to
    sue everybody they can
    connect with the picture
    ( and even someone who
    has nothing to do with it )
    with idea picture makes
    baby look like a sex
    worker. 15 people being
    sued for at least £109,000
    each!....Yup that picture is
    about capitalism.


    Spencer Elden 1991:
    Little baby shamelessly
    pursuing money.

    Spencer Elden 2021:
    Big baby shamelessly
    pursuing money.


    The baby from the Nirvana
    cover sues. Says he
    actually has a massive
    veined pleasure shaft but
    the water was very cold
    that day.


    Former England
    international cricketer Ted
    Dexter has died aged 86. A
    good innings!


    Two musicians talking.
    "Where's a good place to
    pick up a cheap bass?"
    "Try Kabul. The Americans
    abandoned theirs."


    "Will Tory candidate speak
    out?"
    She will if she's a woman.


    Who's the favourite
    teletubby in France?
    Oh,Laa Laa!


    Richard Fairbrass ( of Right
    Said Fred ) :
    possibly the first time a
    gay man has ended up
    with a nasty virus because
    he turned down the offer
    of a jabbing.


    Despite being admitted
    to hospital following
    a positive test for
    Coronavirus - where he
    spent four nights because
    he was experiencing
    breathing difficulties -
    Right Said Fred singer
    Richard Fairbrass has said
    he still won't get jabbed to
    protect himself from the
    virus.
    Still Deeply Dippy then!


    The pen Is mightier than
    the Sword.
    Specifically the poison
    pen that wrote the Koran.


    Millions are dead,
    economic disaster.

    Plus years of pandemic
    that are still to go.

    This is an Apocalypse on
    easy mode.

    What would happen if we
    faced an apocalypse on a
    difficult mode like :

    A large asteroid, nova or
    Gamma-ray burst, artificial
    intelligence, nuclear
    holocaust, geomagnetic
    storm, supervolcanic
    eruption...

    Or what we've all forgotten
    about...

    Climate change?


    My family told me years
    ago that I was too
    immature to have my own
    child but when I held my
    little bundle of joy in my
    arms with the umbilical cord
    still attached I thought...
    "haha look at his tiny little
    cock and balls and he's
    Ginger!


    LGBTQ - let's go bash the
    queers!


    People on Twitter calling
    the Afghans" cowards"
    for not standing up to the
    Taliban.
    That's about as useless as
    calling someone like me
    a coward in a theoretical
    situation for not "standing
    up" to the KKK.


    That awkward moment
    at the last feminist
    movement meeting when
    They realised no one made
    tea or sandwiches.......


    Pfizer says that its
    vaccine offer 95%
    protection. It reduces the risk
    of catching Covid from
    0.88% to 0.4%
    Anyway, I'm selling these
    95% effective penis
    Enlargers.


    My local dealer just sold
    me some hash brown.


    My drug dealer is thick as
    shit.
    I asked him how much 10
    grams of ice is.
    He said, Don't ask, me,
    you do the meth."


    I've been trying to buy
    my kids a pet, but you
    try asking the girls in the
    pet shop to look at their
    puppies and before you
    know it you're on the sex
    offenders register


    What do Australians do
    when the road to the
    brothel is blocked?
    Find another root.


    What do you call an
    Afghan who owns a camel
    and a goat?
    Bisexual.


    LGBT remainers calling
    Brexit voters Gammon ".
    Well that sounds rich
    coming from a bunch
    of people who don't
    know wether to cut their
    sausage off or to suck
    one.


    The Essex limbo
    championships.
    Harlow can you go.


    Perrie Edwards and Alex
    Oxlade chamberlain have
    welcomed their first child.
    A little mix of their own.

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    The baby who was
    pictured on the Nirvana
    Nevermind album who
    is suing for sexual
    exploitation has got a
    point... I've wanked off over
    that album cover loads of
    times.


    It is being reported that
    the Taliban has started
    to make use of some of
    the US military tech which
    was abandoned by the
    fleeing Afghan security
    services.
    The Blackhawk helicopter
    gunships are said to make
    very comfortable chicken
    coops and the Handheld
    Interagency Identity
    Detection Equipment
    biometric scanners are
    useful for stopping loose
    papers of the Koran from
    blowing off the table.


    Planet Of The Apes pre-warned
    us of the perilous
    danger of deadly weapons
    landing in the hands of
    uncivilised and primitive
    lifeforms.
    And yet we are now seeing
    the results of this in
    Afghanistan.


    C'mon Benjamin it's not
    like the training ground,
    you just can't go putting
    your balls wherever you
    like.


    2019 Avoid negative people

    2020 Avoid positive people

    2021 Avoid people

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    We've grieving together
    Our leader has fled
    We live under terrorists
    We're better off dead
    I guess there is Biden to
    blame
    Will we leave ground? ( we
    leave ground )
    Will anyone visit this
    Shit hole again?

    It's the final outbound
    The final outbound

    Oh

    We want to reach Britain
    But don't speak their
    tongue
    The liberals are smitten
    Though we smell like
    dung yeah
    Wer sure there's more
    carnage to go
    And cars to burn down ( to
    burn down )
    The religion the whole
    world just wish would go

    It's the final outbound
    The final outbound
    The final outbound ( final
    outbound )
    ( oh )
    oh

    The final outbound, oh

    It's the final outbound
    The final outbound
    The final outbound ( final
    outbound )
    ( oh )

    It's the final outbound
    We're grieving together
    ( The final outbound )
    The religion must go
    It's the final outbound
    ( final outbound )
    ( oh )
    It's the final outbound
    Yeah


    A new study shows that
    hurricanes named after
    women are more deadly.
    Mainly because when they
    leave they take half of your
    stuff.

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    A bikini is the ultimate
    symbol of democracy,
    because it separates
    left from right, protects
    the centre, changes
    everyone's "point of view"
    and forces all the people
    to look in the same
    direction with the same
    goal.


    My dad used to say "I was
    as useful as a one legged
    man in an arse kicking
    competition"
    Now that's an event I'd
    definitely watch at the
    Paralympics.


    Much is being more in
    the press of the fact
    that the Taliban took
    back Afghanistan in 10
    days. I think an
    explanation.
    They were driving old pick-ups,
    not Ferraris!


    My poor one titted wife
    started crying when it
    got cold and her nipple
    stiffened up.
    "Cheer up love," I said,
    "at least you have a point
    more than Arsenal."


    Tom Cruise, I have your
    car and if you want it
    back, you know what you
    need to do
    Show me the money.


    The BBC will soon be
    filming a programme
    where four 20 year old
    men compete to see how
    many different prostitutes
    they can visit with only
    £300.
    Bargain Cunt airs in
    December.


    China Flu, China Flu
    What're those chinks tryna
    do?
    Feel the heat fill your
    head?
    Have a cough? BAM,
    you're dead.
    Look out! Here comes the
    China Flu!


    If Iggy Azalea were an
    American Indian, she'd be
    a rapper ho.


    Riyadh mahrez ex wife
    has said that kane has
    had a lucky escape not
    signing for man city as the
    pressure of playing for the
    club ruined her marriage
    What? The pressure of
    playing in front of 10
    people.

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    The Taliban are asking
    people who they want to
    be the next president by
    using Facebook poll.
    So congratulations to
    Afghanistan's new leader
    President Donald Trump.


    The Taliban has released
    a propaganda video using
    The song "We Are The
    World."
    At this rate, the Taliban
    may soon have the
    technical knowledge to
    solve the Rubik's Cube.


    I've just adopted a dog
    that was rescued from
    Afghanistan. His collar is
    very bulky though and I'm
    not sure it's meant to be
    making a ticking sound.


    What's the difference
    between soldiers and a
    finger?
    Joe Biden hasn't pulled his
    finger out.


    From September 1,2021.
    The new fuel means
    . 35,000 can't run on the
    new E10 fuel without
    issues.
    And approximately 1.27
    million motorbikes.
    People are better off
    shoving the pump up their
    arse and shouting, "I've got
    the power."


    Last day of transfer
    window and Ant and Dec
    have been spotted at the
    Emirates Stadium.
    They're filming 'I'm An
    Arsenal Player, Get Me Out
    Of Here.'


    Chum ( our delicate
    snowflake beater-
    Blocker-in cheif ) says
    that, 'being an Arsenal fan
    on transfer deadline day
    is the same as being a
    Muslim kid on Christmas
    Day. "
    It's also the same as a
    Spurs supporter trying to
    have a wank and always
    find himself pretty
    much empty - handed!
    It's a speciality called
    micro-management.


    I've just been caught
    speeding.
    I have 3 more points
    than Arsenal.


    Everyone who thinks that
    Mikel Arteta should be
    sacked has got a point.
    That's one more than him.


    After being accused of
    performing oral sex on a
    17-year-old boy, R. Kelly
    is releasing an updated
    version of his most
    famous hit.
    I Believe I Can Undo Your
    Flies.


    I've been wearing a mask
    so long my kids think our
    mouths are private parts.


    Archaeologists just
    discovered a leather belt
    believed to be 4000 years
    old.
    So now we know why
    Simon Cowell wears
    suspenders.

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    Nike is giving its head
    office staff a week's
    break.
    Big tick.

    . Hurricane Ida force was
    so powerful it made the
    Mississippi River flow
    backwards for 2 hours,
    during this time it was
    referred to as the Revir
    Ippississim.


    Amazing Arsenal finally
    won a game!
    Oh wait, that was the
    women's team...


    The Taliban Banks and ATMs
    are getting a new feature
    that will allow customers
    to withdraw cash without
    using a card.
    The feature is called "a
    crowbar".


    BREAKING NEWS : Taliban
    going door to door in
    Kabul...
    What's the big deal,
    there has been religious
    fanatics going door to
    door trying to bully and
    sway people's opinions
    for decades - fucking
    Jehovah Witnesseses!


    A UK journalist asked the
    senior Taliban member
    what was the reason
    for their policy towards
    women to which he
    replied :
    "We feel that our policy
    towards women was
    necessary after watching
    the UK's reality shows."


    BBC News : "Taliban more
    ruthless" US top general
    says...
    Well, thanks for that,
    mate. It's nice to know the
    last 20 years haven't been
    wasted with a conclusion
    like that.


    New research claims 12 %
    of websites are porn.
    And the other 88% of sites
    help direct you to porn.

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    I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-
    iddle-iddle-um. With my
    extra leg, diddle-iddle-
    iddle-um.
    Yes Mr Harris but it's
    not a very good defence,
    how about we work on
    attacking your accusers
    credibility?


    Lined all the colours up in
    the snooker hall.
    Then fired the illegal lazy
    bastards.


    My stupid schizophrenic
    dyslexic mate who thinks
    he is Robbie Williams has
    just bought himself 2 pet
    tigers.
    He's loving bengals
    instead.


    I was surprised to hear
    that Fanny Price was the
    heroine in Jane Austen's
    Mansfield Park and not
    the tariff at the local
    Brothel...


    The weirdest thing about
    the UK is that they only
    pronounce the "R" in the
    words that don't have an
    "R" in them.


    Just said to the wife,
    "Why don't you do a Harry
    Kane love?"
    She replied, "I don't
    understand what you
    mean!"
    Disappear.... I replied.


    When the Lone Ranger's
    sidekick left him he had to
    get a new one, pronto

    I'll get my horse

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    Fathers days at Katie
    Price's Kerry Katonas and
    eureka Johnsons.....
    Knock Knock.....
    Who is it.....
    Daddy.....
    Who's daddy.....
    #Father'sDay


    According to my wife,
    I'm about as much use
    as a Fathers Day card in
    Brixton.


    Happy Father's Day to all
    the dad's, except the vegan
    ones.
    For you, Happy Mother's
    Day.


    Without your dad, you'd
    probably be soaked up in
    a tampon.
    Happy Father's Day.


    I've seen so many online
    posts wishing the best
    dad in the world a happy
    FatherÂ’s Day.
    Thanks to you all.


    A thought for FatherÂ’s Day.
    Break a mirror..... Seven
    years bad luck
    Break a condom.....


    Happy Father's day.
    If you're stuck for a
    prezzie, I have lots of
    decorative mugs, flags etc
    with "FatherLand" on them
    if anyone is interested.
    My German grandad had
    loads of things hidden
    in the attic, his children
    must have really loved him
    to give him all that stuff
    for Father’s Day, there are
    even black leather boots,
    Knives of weird but I guess
    they did things differently
    in 1940's Germany. It's all
    in German, but apparently
    they say something like
    "Our Father is better
    than all the other's". Or
    something.

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    Arab media are reporting
    that Lacazette and
    Odegaard had sexual
    intercourse in the Arsenal
    facilities.
    That's the most
    penetration they've
    created all season.

    "Dolly Parton praised
    for her response to
    'humiliating' questions
    from Oprah Winfrey in
    unearthed interview"
    52-24-36

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    A new study shows that
    women start to feel old at
    29,but men don't feel old
    until they're 58.
    This explains at least
    two of Prince Charles's
    marriages.


    New sources are now
    that Prince Andrew is
    the one that Meghan has
    taken to task as the "Royal
    Racist."
    In his defence, when
    he heard about the
    pregnancy, all he said was,
    "I'll be a monkey's Great
    Uncle."


    Meghan Markle and Prince
    Harry 'request a meeting
    with the Queen.'
    Lilibet to be presented
    and have a silver spoon
    retrofitted.


    Adele's dating a black
    guy?
    Someone should tell
    her they aren't made of
    chocolate.


    Elton John's has said he's
    not bothered about
    his husband's Erectile
    Dysfunction as he's quite
    partial to a soft furnishing.
    Daniel Craig was punched
    while ordering a cocktail
    in a bar.
    He was shaken, not stirred.

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    ARSENAL PLAYERS :
    Arsenal, take your wive's
    and girlfriends braless to
    a walk in freezer so you
    can have a look at what
    a couple of points looks
    like.


    Visit Afghanistan.
    You never know where
    you'll behead.


    Wheelchair rugby is
    vicious but at least they
    don't have to worry about
    a broken leg.


    16-century village pub
    called 'The Black Boy' has
    to be renamed
    sadly, my suggestion
    of 'Blacky Blacky
    McBlackface' has been
    rejected.


    When your covid
    vaccine (s) ( which won't
    stop you catching covid )
    started to wear off, be sure
    to get your booster jabs,
    So you can continue being
    Still able to catch covid!
    FOLLOW THE SCIENCE
    YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.


    BBC NEWS -
    Australian mother's
    joy at being reunited
    with boy lost in bush.
    Bloody hell, how
    unkempt must her
    fanny have been?


    Facebook has
    apologised after its
    software labelled a
    video of black men
    as 'primates'. Why
    apologise when the
    software is working
    perfectly?


    I'd like to dedicate
    this next one to Joe
    Biden.
    I Ran.


    Never Doubt Conspiracy
    theorists..
    Corona Virus..... made in
    China..
    Most lateral flow
    test... made in
    China.


    Just letting you lads
    know not to buy a sex doll
    from IKEA. I was looking
    forward to a big chest n drawers
    but it's just a flat
    pack.


    Never fart in an Apple
    store.
    They don't have Windows.


    Americans who won't
    get vaccinated on health
    grounds but will take
    a drug that's made
    exclusively for deworming
    horses.
    I hope they all get the trots.


    An opinion poll shows
    85% of Republican
    Americans would rather
    take the horse worming
    drug ivermectin than get
    vaccinated against covid.
    The survey was done by
    Gallup.


    Scientists have discovered
    that men are genetically
    programmed to look at
    other women.
    So... sorry ladies... it's
    SCIENCE...


    Australia the world's
    largest prison in 1788 is
    also the world's largest
    prison in 2021.


    Social media is a gentle
    reminder how some
    people have more issues
    than a magazine rack.


    England is going to
    get an Indian Summer
    over the next few days
    because it's going to be
    warm. Surely an Indian
    summer should be when
    Apache Rain is forecast.


    Afghanistan... a UK
    success story.

    A most unexpected
    headline given the chaotic
    shit storm currently
    engulfing the Department
    of Defence and the
    Foreign Office.

    However, that long
    time repository of
    printed vehicle service
    information, Haynes
    Manuals, have been
    inundated with requests
    from Afghanistan for
    the appropriate literature
    to maintain their newly
    acquired collection of
    Black Hawk Helicopters
    Humvees, light armoured
    track vehicles and the odd
    motorbike.

    A spokesman for the
    company admitted that
    they had just finished
    transferring all their
    manuals to a digital
    archive so their paper
    collection was good to
    go to that beleaguered
    country.... as soon as
    they fixed the problems
    with their own delivery
    vehicles.


    So they're going to open
    the Queens funeral with
    'God Save The Queen.'
    This made no sense to
    me, as it seems to be a
    song sung too late
    Still, Johnny Rotten did
    offer to perform it live so,
    I guess why not?


    Quinten Crisp has been
    asked to join three 1980's
    tribute bands.

    Tears For Queers.

    Electric Light-On-His-Feet
    Orchestra.

    Dexy's Midnight Bummers.


    A group of ex policemen
    have started an Electric
    Light Orchestra tribute
    band.
    El ello ello ello.


    'Masturbating can help
    lower your prostate
    cancer risk y a third ( if
    you do it enough )'
    I guess going blind could
    be lesser of two evils.


    Men who ejaculate at
    least 21 times a month
    slash their risk of prostate
    cancer. Harvard study
    finds.. If that were true, prostate
    cancer wouldn't exist.


    I was in McDonald's today
    and the young girl at the
    door asked if I was sitting in
    or take away.
    Now, I always take away
    but I said, "sit in."
    "Can you show me your
    Covid passport?" she
    asked.
    I replied, "I'll show you
    mine if you show me
    yours."
    Kids today, no sense of
    humour.


    Say what you like about
    Liverpool they are always
    ahead of the trends in
    fashion.
    Ankle tags are all the rage.


    I'm so sick of all this
    consent bollocks, it wasn't
    like this 10 years ago.
    Pop up ads, selling your
    details to scammers,
    websites back then
    wouldn't give a fuck.


    Last winter I was seen
    wanking in some bushes
    near the local nurses
    home. I was caught and
    given six months, then
    released on licence. I
    won't be making that
    mistake again.
    I'll remember the leaves
    fall off at that time of year
    and they'll actually be able
    to see my cock.

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    The few England fans
    at the Poland V England
    have complained about
    a restricted view in the
    stadium.
    Apparently wherever you
    sit you're always behind a
    Pole.


    It was 8pm and I was
    walking past the house
    of my Chinese friend. I
    watched in disbelief as
    he took a shit in his own
    front drive, and I just had
    to ask him, "What are you
    doing?"
    He replied, "I crap for
    NHS."


    Michael Schumacher
    was awarded the French
    Legion Of Honour in 2010.
    Fuck, just how fast could
    He drive backwards?


    Abba's forthcoming
    album Voyage has broken
    universal Music UK
    records after over 80,000
    copies were purchased in
    Just three days.
    Which is great news
    for grandmothers who
    still boogie at nursing
    homes....


    I can't believe ABBA are to
    tour again.
    They must need the
    money, money, money

    No, you fuck off.


    Djjsh Hgffggdd Yfyhfgh
    hdetgf
    -The Welsh variant.


    That master of nature
    documentaries, David
    Attenborough, will be
    starring in a new series
    of video shorts featuring
    little known animals
    Starting next week on BBC
    Three, the first episode
    covers in depth footage of
    his experiences with the
    Slippery Gecko.


    Tiger Woods is
    progressing and
    optimistic he will "play
    golf again" following a
    serious car accident in
    February.
    Tiger Woods looking to
    win his first tournament
    since he started showing
    his club to other women.


    Now that the Taliban
    control Afghanistan, the
    new LGBT pronouns are
    was/were


    What's Princess Leia’s
    favourite song?
    Ridin' solo.

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    I've had my 2 Covid jabs
    so the plan is that if I
    come into contact with
    someone with Covid I
    don't need to isolate as I
    am protected But if I go
    on holiday to an Amber
    zone country I have to
    self isolate for 10 days
    when I return because I
    MAY have been in contact
    with someone with Covid.
    Following the science? no
    wonder there are so many
    creationists.


    Never make Quinten Crisp
    the butt of one of your
    jokes.


    Wearing a mask over a
    beard looks like a
    ladies underwear ad
    from 1972.

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