How about back to the sick jokes?
Here about the Irish rapist?
He ties his victims legs together.
Is that sick?, or just plain bad?
How about back to the sick jokes?
Here about the Irish rapist?
He ties his victims legs together.
Is that sick?, or just plain bad?
It could be so bad its sick?
Well if you look at it like a Nigger you could be; 'one sick badass muthafuka'
Q: whats the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A: When you take the meat out of the fridge it doesn't fart
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Q: What do women and fridges have in common?
A: They both leak when they are fucked
I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing
Originally Posted by DingDong
mucho papoosa bueno no panocha
Some racist ones...
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Every morning Little Johnny is walked to school by his maid, but one Friday morning the maid is busy getting ready for a big party that Johnny's mother is throwing, so she asks her son Tatenda, who is the same age as Johnny to walk him to school.
Tatenda and Johnny leave home and as they come up to the first main road, they cross without looking and are both hit by an 18 wheeler and die.
Next thing Johnny and Tatenda wake up and they are in a white room with a doorway leading into another room that says "God's Office" on it. A booming voice calls to Johnny so he gets up and enters the room.
God says to Johnny, "Johnny you've been a good boy all your life, here are some wings". Johnny gets all excited and says to God "God... am I an Angel?" and God replies "Yes Johnny your an angel".
Johnny flys out the room and flys around Tatenda saying "Look Tatenda God gave me wings... I'm an angel". Before Tatenda can respond the booming voice calls him in.
God says to Tatenda, "Tatenda you've been a good boy all your life, here are some wings". Tatenda gets all excited and says to God "God... am I an Angel?" and God replies "No Tatenda... your a flyl".
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Q: Whats long black and smells?
A: The queue for WINZ
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Q: What do you call 3 blacks going down a water slide at Waiwera?
A: Sewage
I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing
Originally Posted by DingDong
mucho papoosa bueno no panocha
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Heard on the Radio this arvo:
Q. What do you do with a Jew that's got ADHD?
A. Send them to a Concentration Camp
One off the cellphone:
Why are Bra sizes measured in "ABCDEF" and not "123456"?
Coz,
A= As flat as a Airport Runway
B= Barely there
C= Comfortable
D= Damn good
E= Enormous
F= Fake
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Originally Posted by KickhaOriginally Posted by Akzle
What sort of file would you use to make a hole this size - o - become this size - O -?
A paedophile!
"Statistics are used as a drunk uses lampposts - for support, not illumination."
Without reading the lot dont know if this has been written.
Whats the differance between a Catholic priest & a Pimple.
A pimple doesnt usaully come on your face till you are 13.
No offence to anyone intended.
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