What's your sickest joke?

[Macktheknife]

What is the definition of disgusting?
















licking your brothers cum off your grandmothers back while taking her up the arse.

[Nonbeliever]

What is the definition of disgusting?

















licking your brothers cum off your grandmothers back while taking her up the arse.

yeah but that can happen in the "heat of the moment"

[peasea]

What's blue and doesn't fit?
A smothered epileptic.

[Qkchk:Me]

What is the definition of disgusting?

1. Two Siamese twins joined at the mouth, one spews.

2. Two gay men sitting in a bath full of snot sucking it up through a pair of dead man's underpants.

3. Santorum. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

[Skyryder]

I once won the sickest joke at a stag do. It was about a bloke who wanted to commit suicide so he goes to a bar and gets drunk and tells the barkeep that he wants to commit suicide. The bar keep tells the guy that he should sleep with his wife. Now the drunk thinks that this is a bit of all right. What better way to go than to 'fuck you self to death.' He goes into the barkeeps wife bedroom and see's this enormouse woman. Fat well you aint seen fat compared to this lady. Now being drunk he thinks that he can just mount the woman but she says no I want to be turned on and the best and quckest way is fellatio. That's muff diving to those who don't know. Anway our drunk is down amongst the pubes but unbeknown to him the husband is behind the wife with a belt around her waist pulling it as tight as he can. Remember the wife is hugely fat. When the husband has the belt as tight as he can pull it, the wife takes a knife and cuts the belt. Sound great with a blown balloon that makes a realy long rasberry.

Skyryder

[scracha]

I once won the sickest joke at a stag do. It was about a bloke who wanted to commit suicide so he goes to a bar and gets drunk and tells the barkeep that he wants to commit suicide. The bar keep tells the guy that he should sleep with his wife. Now the drunk thinks that this is a bit of all right. What better way to go than to 'fuck you self to death.' He goes into the barkeeps wife bedroom and see's this enormouse woman. Fat well you aint seen fat compared to this lady. Now being drunk he thinks that he can just mount the woman but she says no I want to be turned on and the best and quckest way is fellatio. That's muff diving to those who don't know. Anway our drunk is down amongst the pubes but unbeknown to him the husband is behind the wife with a belt around her waist pulling it as tight as he can. Remember the wife is hugely fat. When the husband has the belt as tight as he can pull it, the wife takes a knife and cuts the belt. Sound great with a blown balloon that makes a realy long rasberry.

Skyryder

Umm...either I don't get it or it's not funny?

[Macktheknife]

best and quckest way is fellatio. That's muff diving to those who don't know.

Skyryder

Well actually it's a blowjob, it's called cunnilingus when performed on a woman..... unless she has a dick!

[Skyryder]

Umm...either I don't get it or it's not funny?

What don't you get. There's a guy who wants to commit suicide. He has his head that close to the fanny. The wife is so fat and husband has a belt pulled up tight round her waist that tight her waist is so narrow and the belt gets cut.

Now think of the sound of a blown up balloon that has the neck pinched.

Use your imagination. It's an action joke. I'm no comedian but one guy pissed his pants.

I think the thread was on the definition of disgusting not on actually telling a joke.


I'd tell the one about the 'allmaknacker' bird that has not legs but that too is an action joke but I'm sure you can work it all out. It gets it's name from the sound the bird makes on landing.

Skyryder

[scracha]

What don't you get. There's a guy who wants to
Use your imagination. It's an action joke. I'm no comedian but one guy pissed his pants.

Must be a kiwi or American humour thing.

[miSTa]

What don't you get. There's a guy who wants to commit suicide. He has his head that close to the fanny. The wife is so fat and husband has a belt pulled up tight round her waist that tight her waist is so narrow and the belt gets cut.

Now think of the sound of a blown up balloon that has the neck pinched.

Use your imagination. It's an action joke. I'm no comedian but one guy pissed his pants.

Sorry I still don't get Obviously the joke is a little too complicated for some...

[Hitcher]

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.

So the barman gave her one.

[Macktheknife]

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.

So the barman gave her one.

hahahahahahaha love this one hitcher! lol
Bling sent.

[scracha]

What's the height of achievement?

Two poofs walking down the road with a pram.

[MalcolmT]

What does George Michael and a pair of wellies have in common ?

They both get sucked off in bogs.

[miSTa]

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.

So the barman gave her one.

Well if you fell that way inclined:

A horse walks into a bar and the barman says
"Whats with the long face then" ?

or perhaps:

The barman said - "are you a piece of string, we don't serve pieces of string"?
No I'm a frayed knot !