A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of $100s on the counter.
The bartender tells him "That's the bar challenge, $100 to enter, winner gets all the money in the jar."
So the man asks "What's the bar challenge?"
The bartender replies "You have to complete 3 tasks.
1. You have to take down Bruno the former Wrestler, the 6'4" man at the back of the bar.
2. You have to pull a tooth from Jack, the Rottweiler mastiff cross, tied out the front of the bar.
3. You have to fuck old Martha, the 96 year old who lives above the bar"
The man deposits $100 into the jar and walks over to Bruno, kicking him in the balls and bringing him down. "1 down!" he says to the bar tender and patrons, then exits the bar.
The bar tender and bar patrons hear a loud growl from the dog outside, followed by some whimpering. The man re-enters the bar.
"Ok 2 tasks down, now where's the old lady I have to pull a tooth from?"
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