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  1. 3rd April 2007, 22:28 #241
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    two blonds walk into a bar...
    you would have thought the second one would have ducked... ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife View Post
    What is the definition of disgusting?
















    licking your brothers cum off your grandmothers back while taking her up the arse.
    Whats grosser than that?


    Knowing it wasn't your fathers because you reconise the flavour.
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    Why can't a lesbian use Natural Glow while she's on a diet..??




    Because she can't eat Jenny Craig while she has Suzanne Paul on her face!!
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    talking of lesbians...

    Q.What's the definition of confusion?
    A.Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.


    "...You're gonna have to face it, your dick needs a rub" Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
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    Great stuff. Keep it coming
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    1 post in 2 years mr hhenry and it's in here
    LOL

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=83064
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    What do elephants use for tampons

    ( a sheep )


    Why have elephants got long trunks


    ( sheep have no string )


    2 lepers in a cafe for a meal,
    started having soup when one droped is spoon,
    as he bent down to pick it up his head fell off,
    the other one dipped his bread in his neck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quartermile View Post
    1 post in 2 years mr hhenry and it's in here
    Don't hhassle the poor guy, hhe's got a stammer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MazTLR View Post
    What do elephants use for tampons
    Why do elephants have four feet?

    Because four inches would never satisfy a female elephant.
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    How do you make a fruit cordial?

    Talk nice to me.
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    why do lesbian coffins

    have no nails in them?they don't need them as they have tongue in groove
    Hello officer put it on my tab

    Don't steal the government hates competition.
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    hickory,dickory,dock
    some wench was sucking my cock
    her hair got tangled
    the bitch was strangled
    at least she swallowed the lot
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    blow

    whats the diff between shagging a sheep and a blow job from helen clark?




    nothing if ya don't look down.
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    Why do you wrap tape round the belly of guinea pigs?






    So they do'nt split when you fuck them
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    Quote Originally Posted by KATWYN View Post
    It wasn't me who red repped you. Obviously other people think you violate social norms too
    Actually someone red repped me for a ginger joke, so no they didnt red rep me for violating social norms. Have fun in parliament. Hag
    Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.


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