Well it has taken me almost two hours to read thru this entire thread (well 99%) and heres my one.....
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire!
Weekend cruiser
Well it has taken me almost two hours to read thru this entire thread (well 99%) and heres my one.....
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire!
Its all good when its green
WAIOEKA GORGE ROCKS!!
Scooter boy
whats the worst thing about raping a deaf girl...
breaking her wrists so she cant tell anyone!
I USED TO PRAY TO GOD FOR A BIKE, BUT SOON FOUND OUT HE DIDIN'T WORK LIKE THAT, SO I STOLE A BIKE AND PRAY FOR HIS FORGIVENESS
Scooter boy
whats green and eats meat...
syphilis
I USED TO PRAY TO GOD FOR A BIKE, BUT SOON FOUND OUT HE DIDIN'T WORK LIKE THAT, SO I STOLE A BIKE AND PRAY FOR HIS FORGIVENESS
Scooter boy
three things you cant give a nigger...
a fat lip
a black eye
and a job.
I USED TO PRAY TO GOD FOR A BIKE, BUT SOON FOUND OUT HE DIDIN'T WORK LIKE THAT, SO I STOLE A BIKE AND PRAY FOR HIS FORGIVENESS
Scooter boy
i found out there was a nigger in our family tree...
its ok though,
he's been hanging there for a while.
I USED TO PRAY TO GOD FOR A BIKE, BUT SOON FOUND OUT HE DIDIN'T WORK LIKE THAT, SO I STOLE A BIKE AND PRAY FOR HIS FORGIVENESS
Scooter boy
i went to check the mail the other day only to find five guys kicking the shit out of some poor nigger,
the old lady from next door came over and asked me to call for help...
to which i replied, why dont you think five is enough..
I USED TO PRAY TO GOD FOR A BIKE, BUT SOON FOUND OUT HE DIDIN'T WORK LIKE THAT, SO I STOLE A BIKE AND PRAY FOR HIS FORGIVENESS
Scooter boy
whats low alcohol beer and going down on your sister got in common?
it looks the same but just dosen't taste right...
I USED TO PRAY TO GOD FOR A BIKE, BUT SOON FOUND OUT HE DIDIN'T WORK LIKE THAT, SO I STOLE A BIKE AND PRAY FOR HIS FORGIVENESS
Resident Redneck
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
Resident Redneck
A woman went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband.
The instant she saw him she started crying.
One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this somber moment. Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.
The undertaker apologizes and explains that traditionally, they always put the bodies in a black suit, but he’d see what he could arrange. The next day she returned to the undertakers to have one last moment with Albert before his funeral the following day. When the undertaker pulls back the curtain, she manages to smile through her tears as Albert is resplendent in a smart blue suit.
She says to the undertaker “Wonderful, wonderful, but where did you get that beautiful blue suit?”
“Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband’s size was brought in and he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black suit,” the undertaker replied.
The wife smiled at the man.
He continued, “After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads.”
Resident Redneck
Pavarotti’s wife got a great price on the coffin - it only cost her a tenor.
So Pavarotti knocks on the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter opens them and says "Oh it's you Luciano, come on in. Can you squeeze through?"
Pavarotti says, "Hold on, I've got an envelope for you, it's from the Pope."
So Saint Peter opens it up and reads it.
'HERE'S THAT TENOR I OWE YOU'
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and pope John Paul II?
The pope died a virgin.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann jokes and Madelline McCann? The jokes will get old.
Wherever I may roam
What's the difference between a girls gym class and a bunch of smart pygmies?
One is a bunch of cunning runts..........
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Wherever I may roam
What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bathe?
The Nun's got hope in her soul.
Lady taking a bathe has soap in her hole.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Wherever I may roam
A bunch of fags in a hot tub when a big wad of cum floats up to the surface.
One of 'em looks around and says "Who farted?"
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Wherever I may roam
Why are men that keen on woman wearing varnish, leather and rubber??
Because they smell like new cars smell!!
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Wherever I may roam
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog.
The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there is a condition to your wishes - whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to. The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAAM - and she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAAM - and she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
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"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
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