It's getting daft now with this ultra woke PC bullshit, you can't even say "Black Sabbath"

You have to say, "Leroy, see you Sunday"




My wife said, "The women's Euros is on, are you watching it or coming shopping with me. "



There are three types of women.

The beautiful,
The intelligent,
And the majority.




Liam Neeson sparked relationship rumours while filming The Naked Gun with co-star Pamela Anderson.

But wait until he wakes up next to her without makeup. She will run a mile.




What do you call an Englishman in America sitting on the john?

David Furnish



I went to school with a bloke called Zed Lister

I'm not surprised nobody's ever heard of him



I was shocked to see the ball boys collecting up the balls from the women's penalties in the lionesses last match v Sweden...

I'd left 20 minutes earlier to beat the traffic.