Wherever I may roam
Guy in a bar buys a drink for a two good looking women. Several minutes later he goes over and sits with them at their table. Introductions are made. After a few minutes of small talk that is very deffinetly slanted towards a sexual encounter by the man, one of the women leans over to him and says, "how'd you like to smell my friends pussy?" The man immediately answers that he would very much like to do that. The women blows softly in his face.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Wherever I may roam
Definition of "relative humidity"?
The sweat on your balls when your fucking your sister.
The first thing a redneck girl says after losing her virginity?
Get off me Dad, you're crushing me smokes.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Wherever I may roam
Q. What do woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common
A. When your done with both the breast and thigh you still have a greasy box to put your bone into.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Rest In Peace
Q; How do you know you have a high spem count?
A; She has to chew before she can swallow..
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
Wherever I may roam
Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Wherever I may roam
Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelery.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Wherever I may roam
How do you get a fat bird into bed?
A piece of cake...
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Wherever I may roam
What did the Jewish father say to his son when his son asked for fifty dollars?
"Fourty dollars! What the hell do you need thirty dollars for?! I'm not giving you twenty dollars!"
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Wherever I may roam
Why are womens vagina's and ass holes so close together?
So you can carry them like a six pack
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Wherever I may roam
What do a girls asshole and a 9v battery have in common?
You know you shouldn't put your tongue on them but you do anyway.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Wherever I may roam
What do you say to an black man in a suit?
May the defendant please rise.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Azzurro!
dude, you really wanting to hit 1000 posts ain't ya!?
"Fit a front tyre you love, and put something round & black on the back"Il Dottore
Wherever I may roam
Posts don't count in Jokes and Humour or rant and rave.
Just thought they were funny jokes.
=)
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Hardcore Biker
Q.. How do u know when an asian has robbed your house..
A.The cats missing
The ironing has been done..
And the cunt is still trying to back out the driveway
C'mon lets ride....
Two nuns sharing a bath.
One asks "Where's the soap?"
The other remarks with a smirk "Yes it does!"
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