What's your sickest joke?

**Mikkel** · 29th November 2007, 23:18

Actually my sickest joke is the one that started this thread...

"What do you say to a woman who has got no arms and no legs?"
"Nice tits!"

"What do you say to a woman with no tits?"
"Nothing!"

"What do you called a hooker with no legs and no arms?"
"Cash-and-carry!"

"What is the definition of a kiwi gentleman?"
"A man who leaves the shower to take a piss in the sink!"

"What's the difference between Evel Kneivel and a pretty woman?"
"One can do a cunning stunt the other has a..."

"All the kids were looking forward to summer, except cancerous Jay he'd die in May."

**P38** · 30th November 2007, 16:32

Whats the shortest conversaition two homosexual cowboys could have?

Yup? Yip!

**deanohit** · 30th November 2007, 20:53

A fellow walks into the bar and orders a double scotch. When the bartender brings it the fellow tosses it back and slams the empty glass on the bar. "Gimme another just like that," he says. The bartender complies. This happens three times in a row and finally the bartender speaks up.

"Whoa buddy, slow down there," he says. "What's the rush?"

"I just had my first blow-job," the fellow says.

"Well hey now," the bartender says. "That is cause for celebration. Here, let me buy you one on the house."

"No thanks, the man says. "If three double scotches don't get the taste out'a my mouth, one more won't make any difference."

**homer** · 30th November 2007, 21:04

Did you know that in africa they now supply sheep for use as elephant tampons .......whats the moral of the story ?

Dont buy a red sweater

**homer** · 30th November 2007, 21:06

Always drag a woman by her hair ......they fill up with sand if you drag them by there feet

**mud boy** · 30th November 2007, 21:20

hahahahahahahahahahaha now thoses r some goooooooooooooooooood jokes there wow!

**mud boy** · 30th November 2007, 21:22

keep them up guys!
well done

**deanohit** · 2nd December 2007, 07:36

Warning: Broadband only, the vid is about 30mins long!

**deanohit** · 4th December 2007, 06:54

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

**Ewan Oozarmy** · 4th December 2007, 10:05

My missus has just got a tattoo of a sea shell at the top of her inner thigh. It's f*cking amazing! If you put your ear to it you can actually smell the sea....

**Conquiztador** · 4th December 2007, 22:26

My oldest is 18. I told him the one about the little girl who's parents just went over the cliff, the one about the prostitute with the change in texture and a couple of more from here. And he put his fingers in his ears telling me to stop...

Bloody brilliant!!!