That pic reminded me of a vid I saw recently.Originally Posted by deanohit
10 Chars.
http://www.efukt.com/1629_Beward_of_the_Natives!.html
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That pic reminded me of a vid I saw recently.10 Chars.
http://www.efukt.com/1629_Beward_of_the_Natives!.html
Wherever I may roam
Damn man, that is some fucked up shit!
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Wherever I may roam
Never pop ya cherry like this kid did!
See it here.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
BMW Motorrad
lmao atleast he won't die as a virgin
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
Wherever I may roam
Another one, press the numbers to reveal the nude chick:
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
3825 67 944779 (oh yeah)
Jesus wept.Another one, press the numbers to reveal the nude chick:
Hardcore Biker
Just found out some important immformation.
The average mans penis is 6 inches long..
The size of a womens vaginga is 9 inches long.
In Auckland alone ..thats 37.9785 ks. of fanny going to waste
Hugz nao plz!!!
Crap these are some of the best jokes i've read in a LONG time... and i havent made it through them all yet!
Lets keep the ball rolling...
(WARNING - Baby jokes...)
What's red and sits in the corner?
Baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.
What's green and sits in the corner?
Same baby six weeks later
What's black and hangs from the cieling?
Baby chained to a lightbulb
What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of sand?
Hard to unload the sand with a pitchfork
What's worse than seven babies in a bucket?
One baby in seven buckets
What's worse than nailing a baby to a tree with 12 inch nails?
Ripping the baby off
What's black and bangs on windows?
A baby in the oven
What's worse than tying a baby to a clothesline and spinning it round real fast?
Stopping it with a cricket bat
What's worse than a truckload of dead babies?
One live one in the middle
What's worse than that?
The live one eating it's way out
What's worse than that?
Watching it go back for seconds
It'z just jokes folks!
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!
Forum whore
I make up for it.
Hugz nao plz!!!
37.9785 k's... 3 inches... not quite making up for it skiddie
Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!
Wherever I may roam
A farmer is walking around the corner of his barn, when he comes upon his son masturbating. The farmer tells his son, "Son, we need to get you married so you don't need to do that anymore.". A suitable bride is found in the next valley and a marriage is performed. Later, the farmer rounds the corner on his barn and lo and behold, his son is there masturbating again. The farmer says to his son, "Son, I thought we got you married so you wouldn't have to do that anymore.". The son replies,"Pa, I know you did, but her little arm gets tired real fast!".
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Wherever I may roam
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nuthin', ya already told her twice.
How can you tell when a woman is going to say something intelligent? She starts out, ' a guy once told me'
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Wherever I may roam
Two guys are out deer hunting, after stalking all morning without getting a shot they can't wait to get back to the truck and grab a few beers out of the cooler.
They get back to their pickup and find three maoris breaking into their truck, well they haul off and drop all of them with a shot each.
Suddenly a conservation officer jumps up out of the bushes and yells:
"HEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Didn't you hear, they changed the regs, it's illegal to bait hunt them now.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Hardcore Biker
A bonde goes into a hairdressers with a set of headphones on.
Sits down and says i need a haircut.but whatever u do dont take the headphones off,
The hairdresser cut her hair and away she goes. about a month later she comes back and wants a haircut..same thing cut my hair but dont take the headphones off.
Next time she comes back the hair dresser is a bit conserned about the head phones..so half way through the hair cut the hairdresser takes the phones off and throws them on the ground
the blonde falls to the floor.grabs her throat and chokes to death.
shit goes the hairdresser,,
picks up the headphones and it is a recorded voice saying.....
Breath in..Breath out.
Fair weather rider
Whatthe lepper say to the prositute. " keep the tip"
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