What's your sickest joke?

**Swampdonkey** · 8th February 2008, 19:37

What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?

...gang rape

What do Ethiopians do at night..........

starve..... sorry guys

**deanohit** · 8th February 2008, 19:38

Did you hear about the 2 lepers playing hockey? They went to the center for a face-off

**kevfromcoro** · 8th February 2008, 19:39

Hear about the 3 lepers playing poker
one through in his hand
and another laughed his head off

**Southern man** · 8th February 2008, 19:41

why they take a dead roo to an abbo wedding? To keep the flies off the bride.

**Swampdonkey** · 8th February 2008, 20:01

Whats the leading cause of pedophila....

sexy children

**Indiana_Jones** · 18th February 2008, 11:52

Man walks into a bar orders a drink, looks around at the saucy birds inside & says to the barman,

"I can have any women I want in here"

"How so?" Asks the barman

"I'm a rapist" He replies

-Indy

**Schrgd** · 16th May 2010, 14:28

Why do they call it a Pap Smear??

No women would get one if it was called a cu*tscrape.

Did you know 99% of women kiss with there eyes closed!
Thats why its so hard to identify rapists..

**Eng_dave** · 16th May 2010, 14:38

Why you shouldn't fuck a down syndrome dwarf?
Because its not big and its not clever

Rape isn't a laughing matter unless your raping a clown.

**schrodingers cat** · 16th May 2010, 15:00

http://www.sickipedia.org/

They all steal each others jokes so won't mind you doing the same and posting here...

My mate called me a retard earlier.

I almost choked on my window.

**Robert Taylor** · 16th May 2010, 15:19

Thats easy, Phil Goff.

**Usarka** · 16th May 2010, 16:25

Originally Posted by schrodingers cat

http://www.sickipedia.org/

Nice!
Eg.

I bought a rape alarm...because I keep on forgetting when to rape people.

**Skinon** · 17th May 2010, 13:13

Where do you send Jewsish kids with ADHD?

Concentration Camp

**Spazman727** · 21st May 2010, 15:28

A leper went into a bar and sat down and ordered a drink, saying "I hope you dont mind me being here, its not contagious or anything" and the barman said its fine. A few minutes later a drunk guy sat down next to the leper. the leper ordered antother drink and when the barman gave it to him, he threw up. the leper said, look if you dont want me here thats fine, ill go. The barman said no its ok, youre fine. The same thing happened again when the leper ordered his next drink and his next. By thi fifth time, the leper was really angry and said, this is ridiculous, If you cant stang the sight of me just say and ill go. hte barman said its not you, its just that guy next to you keeps dipping his nacho chips into your arm and eating them.