Whats Black And Has 27 Tits?
A Bin Liner From The Cancer Ward.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
My dog often copies a lot of things that i do, but it was still disturbing to see that it was raping my daughter when i got home from work.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Whats worse than waking up with a lot of pubic hair stuck between your teeth?
Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth..
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
This one almost offended me:
As an attorney with many years of experience, and 2 former teen-age daughters, I am sure that Castro guy in Cleveland can get off on an insanity defense.
Because nobody in his right mind would want to have 3 hormonal, whiny teen-age girls in his house, every single day, for over TEN F___ING YEARS! And they weren't even his daughters.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Date Night at the Castro's
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The Joker goes up to Batman and says, "Your mother started her period."
"How would you know?" Batman bluntly replies,
The Joker smiles and answers, "This isn't lipstick..."
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
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