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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Just for Juniper...

    Whats pink & sticks to a womans leg?
    A homesick abortion.
    Haha that's an oldie!
    What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?

    Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.

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    Whats Black And Has 27 Tits?
    A Bin Liner From The Cancer Ward.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Whats Black And Has 27 Tits?
    A Bin Liner From The Cancer Ward.
    Gross but not offensive.
    What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?

    Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.

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    My dog often copies a lot of things that i do, but it was still disturbing to see that it was raping my daughter when i got home from work.
    What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?

    Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.

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    Whats worse than waking up with a lot of pubic hair stuck between your teeth?

    Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth..
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Whats worse than waking up with a lot of pubic hair stuck between your teeth?

    Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth..
    Goss not offensive
    What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?

    Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.

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    This one almost offended me:


    As an attorney with many years of experience, and 2 former teen-age daughters, I am sure that Castro guy in Cleveland can get off on an insanity defense.

    Because nobody in his right mind would want to have 3 hormonal, whiny teen-age girls in his house, every single day, for over TEN F___ING YEARS! And they weren't even his daughters.
    What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?

    Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juniper View Post
    I'm not going to get utterly flamed for what jokes I post here.
    Beware.
    There are one or two faggots around here who will send red rep your way since they lack a properly developed sense of humour.
    "Too soon" is common for decent jokes of topical nature, as well as plain normal retarded faggotry sense-of-humour-failures...

    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Beware.
    There are one or two faggots around here who will send red rep your way since they lack a properly developed sense of humour.
    "Too soon" is common for decent jokes of topical nature, as well as plain normal retarded faggotry sense-of-humour-failures...

    I will go back and hide in my twisted humour corner then.
    What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?

    Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.

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    Flame on .........

    Date Night at the Castro's

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    Quote Originally Posted by sketch View Post
    I seen a women standing at the edge of a cliff about to jump off.. I stopped & said "since ur about to kill yourself,could we have a root.. She said "fuck off you queer cunt! I said fine, i'll just go wait at the bottom....
    plus 10 characters
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juniper View Post
    This one almost offended me:


    As an attorney with many years of experience, and 2 former teen-age daughters, I am sure that Castro guy in Cleveland can get off on an insanity defense.

    Because nobody in his right mind would want to have 3 hormonal, whiny teen-age girls in his house, every single day, for over TEN F___ING YEARS! And they weren't even his daughters.
    Not particularly offensive either ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Beware.
    There are one or two faggots around here who will send red rep your way since they lack a properly developed sense of humour.
    "Too soon" is common for decent jokes of topical nature, as well as plain normal retarded faggotry sense-of-humour-failures...

    Yeah .. dicks .. nothing is so sacred that it can't be laughed at ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    plus 10 characters
    Nice!!!!!!!!
    What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?

    Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.

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    The Joker goes up to Batman and says, "Your mother started her period."
    "How would you know?" Batman bluntly replies,
    The Joker smiles and answers, "This isn't lipstick..."
    What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?

    Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.

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