What's your sickest joke?

**sketch** · 14th May 2013, 18:48

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

plus 10 characters

I don't get it......

**Drew** · 14th May 2013, 19:08

My missus can't accept that I still have the occasional wank over my ex.

I explained, I still have a key to her house, and she's a heavy sleeper.

**eelracing** · 14th May 2013, 22:11

I reported a dead woman lying in a field to the police.
They asked me how I found the body.
I said her tits were ok but the rigormortis had tightened her arse a bit too much for my liking.

**Juniper** · 14th May 2013, 23:10

Haha and now they are getting better!!

**Juniper** · 14th May 2013, 23:41

So I was chatting with an ugly woman at an online dating site, and I let it slip that I was masturbating while looking at her photo...
She said "Oh, that's just disgusting!"
And I said "I Know, but it keeps me from cumming too fast."

**Juniper** · 15th May 2013, 08:16

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons; Civil Engineers build targets.

**Banditbandit** · 15th May 2013, 09:45

Originally Posted by Juniper

The Joker goes up to Batman and says, "Your mother started her period."
"How would you know?" Batman bluntly replies,
The Joker smiles and answers, "This isn't lipstick..."

"You must spread ... "

**sketch** · 15th May 2013, 18:51

Originally Posted by Juniper

So I was chatting with an ugly woman at an online dating site, and I let it slip that I was masturbating while looking at her photo...
She said "Oh, that's just disgusting!"
And I said "I Know, but it keeps me from cumming too fast."

Hahahahaha oh thats good

**Katman** · 15th May 2013, 18:56

Originally Posted by Swoop

Beware.
There are one or two faggots around here who will send red rep your way since they lack a properly developed sense of humour.
"Too soon" is common for decent jokes of topical nature, as well as plain normal retarded faggotry sense-of-humour-failures...

But of course, if you dare to question the actions of a recently deceased motorcyclist......