You know you've got a problem when your 10 year old girlfriend gets you a Penis enlarger for Christmas.
The instructions are simple...
You know you've got a problem when your 10 year old girlfriend gets you a Penis enlarger for Christmas.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Meow
A new survey revealed that 65% of gays were born that way. The rest got sucked in to it.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
A guy is screwing a great looking blonde.
The girl asks, "You haven't got AIDS have you?"
He replies, "No."
She responds, "Oh, thank heavens for that. I don't want to get that again...!"
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
"I'm feeling really horny," said my wife as she sat down beside me on the sofa last night, "My pussy is wet and I want you inside me."
"Then," she continued, "I want you to slip it in my tight little arse while I finger myself senseless."
"Can't you see that I'm trying to watch the football here?" I said, "Take that fucking phone into the kitchen!"
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
"Did you hear about the necrophiliac who got found out, after some rotten cunt went and split on him?"
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Mr. Responsible
Don't you hate it when rigor mortis sets in and she's stuck in missionary style?
Hardcore Biker
why did god invent woman...............he needed some way of getting the cum to the toilet
***** POLITICIANS *****
People Of Little Integrity Thieving Innocent Citizens Incomes And Need Shooting
*******KASPA*******
Knavery Artificial Spurious Pretentious Arseholes
Meow
There once was a hermit named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
She was missing a tit and stunk like shit,
But think of the money he saved.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
My sister just told me that she's having a baby with her black boyfriend.
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Hardcore Biker
what stops a womans intestines falling through the hole in her vagina.............the vacuum in her head
***** POLITICIANS *****
People Of Little Integrity Thieving Innocent Citizens Incomes And Need Shooting
*******KASPA*******
Knavery Artificial Spurious Pretentious Arseholes
Meow
What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff?
A Cadillac seats five
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Forum whore
What's the hardest part about cooking vegetables.....
Getting the wheelchair in the pot...
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Pete
90% of all Harleys built are still on the road... The other 10% made it back home...
Ducati... Makeing riders into mechaincs since 1964...
Meow
Q: How do you separate the Men from the Boys in San Francisco?
A: With a Crowbar.
Q: How can you tell the difference between a Polish Wolf and any other kind of Wolf?
A: After He chews off three legs, He's still stuck in the trap.
Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already told her twice.
Q: What do you do when the Dishwasher starts acting up?
A: Smack Her around.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Come warm yourself by the fire
What sucks tiles off the bathroom floor
A hooker doing the splits
What is the worst thing about fucking a 7 year old
Getting the blood stains out of the clown costume
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
The instructions are simple...
A man phones the local council....
"I want to make a complaint."
"Certainly sir. What seems to be the trouble?"
"Well - I've just raped this really ugly, fat chick -"
"Surely you should be phoning the police and confessing?"
"I don't want to confess. I want the lights in the park to be fixed."
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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