Do you get red rep as well, from humourless KB'ers, for posts like this?
Not disagreeing with the fine humour of the joke, however.
Originally Posted by MSTRS
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Do you get red rep as well, from humourless KB'ers, for posts like this?
Not disagreeing with the fine humour of the joke, however.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Forum whore
A man carrying a big sack goes into an Indian takeaways. He opens the sack and empties it on the counter. To the disbelief of the Punjab behind the counter it contains a dead body. The man asks the Punjab to make a curry out of the dead body. Why? the Punjab asks. Well, said the man, he was my gay lover and I want to feel him drip out of my bottom one more time.
Meow
If you want my comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mothers teeth!
Just kidding.
She swallowed the lot!
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Forum whore
What breaks when you give it to a two year old?
Their hips.
KB's Chief Cats
fuck. we should'a just burnd the south island..
youthis thread.
Meow
I just bought a French rifle from WWII. Its never been fired. How do I know? It still has the original white flag tied to it.
Karate ... The Japanese martial art of discipline, honor and defense.
Kung Fu... The Chinese martial art of discipline, and one's self.
Boxing ... The Western martial art of defense, offence, and strategy.
Wrestling ... The Greek martial art of power and submission
Parkour? ... The French martial art of running away
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
Poker Player:
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you like under there?" Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well, indeed he did.
She said, "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirmed that he was interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Bob played golf Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2:00 pm Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2:00 pm sharp, and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 -- they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bob came home from golf at 6:00 pm and, upon arriving, asked his wife, "Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" Sue, using her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player .
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
You know those smiley round faced kids book characters?
Found these 2. Love them!!
Especially the first one!
http://www.iondesign.net/clients/webnoodle/pics/lit…
http://www.iondesign.net/clients/webnoodle/pics/lit…
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
squeal piggy
Some girl gets a vibrator and it's seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240Volt FuckMaster Pro5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed revolving pussy, elasticated anus with imitation shit dribble and breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic rape scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty fucking pervert!
Meow
Errrrr there is nothing more I can say about this website: http://cookingwithcum.com/
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Ta
I don't wanna know how you found that.
Forum whore
Was not written by a woman.
" Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"
Meow
I couldn't bear reading any of them. I started gagging at just their home page.Was not written by a woman.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Forum whore
What the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?
Phelps could finish a race.
Forum whore
Now THAT is no joke...
and check out the reviews section in the Amazon.com link.
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