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    You hear that Elton john and his new partner are doing a remake of a Wizard of Oz song??


    Its called, "Swallow the yellow thick load"
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    don't know if someone has put it up, can't be bothered reading all the posts

    Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

    A: Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my arse"
    The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and lets have a look".
    "Fuck me!!" says the doctor "What could have made a hole as big as that?"
    Patient replies I've been fucked by an elephant".
    The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".
    Patient replies "He fingered me first".

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    what did the boy with no arms, no legs, was deaf and blind get for xmass?


    cancer

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    q. What do you call an anorexic (sp?) with a yeast infection?
    a. Quarter pounder with cheese.
    Young & dumb!

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    Those are pretty bad (Yes I know, Thread revival)
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    What sits in the corner, is red and get smaller and smaller?...

    A baby using a potato peeler as a comb.

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    News from London: The latest craze with clubbers is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and drink it out of a straw. Experts are now warning of the dangers of minge drinking.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    News from London: The latest craze with clubbers is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and drink it out of a straw. Experts are now warning of the dangers of minge drinking.
    Bah, thats old hat. Bikers have been doing that for years. (Really NWS!)
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    I told him,
    "Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?"

    He said,
    "Coach, I don't know and I don't care."


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    seriously can't be good for ya..

    but so wanna go (to drink, not to hold the drink)

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    Yeah, I was wondering that . . . I figured that the pressure could do nasty things to her insides, but she does seem to be laughing about the whole thing so maybe not . . .

    LOL - I'm glad tho that your wanting to be the drinker rather than the holder - Chateau de Butt, anyone?

    (or should that be Shat-oh . . .)
    I told him,
    "Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?"

    He said,
    "Coach, I don't know and I don't care."


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    Enema express

    hey! strawberry champaign....!

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    What's the definition of self destruction?


    An epileptic lepper
    It's just one of those days, where you don't wanna wake up,
    everything is fucked, everybody sucks,
    You don't really know why but you wanna justify ripping someone's head off

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    What did the leper say to the prostitute?

















    keep the tip.

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    Leper in a spa bath

    What do you call a leper in a spa bath...

    Soup...

    Crazy Steve

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