Anorak
Last edited by husaberg; 29th November 2013 at 15:38. Reason: didn't know it was actually a movie wtf?????????
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Meow
It's not rape if they can't say "No"
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Ta
"Wanna play rape"?
"NO"!
"That's the spirit".
Dickens Cider
I don't believe Madonna was raped for a second.
You can't rape someone that's constantly gagging for it.
No body move... I dropped my brain
Anorak
Originally Posted by Drew
Ass esp if they said mmmmmm......(June made me ost it)
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Jesus built my Gixxer
'Prevent Rape, just say Yes'
Built for speed, not for comfort
Anorak
not the place or maybe it is...
"Louis Kasibante, 24, a resident of Kikawula Zone in Lugazi, was arrested on october 18, 2010 after he shattered one Mutumba's ass. Mutumba told police that Kasibante would joking touch his Luzinda-like buns(?). 'At first, I thought he was being a bully until he told me that he fancied downloading his sperms in my butt,' Mutumba told detectives at Kikawula Police Station. Mutumba further revealed that when he turned down Kasibante's request, he ganged up with his colleagues, Isaac Kigongo and yasin Ssali who forced their anaconda-like whoppers in his bum."
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Anorak
I think it was Nodog posted it a nearly wee'd myself.(top)
Does that make me a bad person (or is it all the other stuff combined that does)
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Meow
The morning after Christmas, two brothers are in front of the tree. One says to the other "So what did you get?"
His brother replies "I got a PSP, a bike, four model cars, ten action figures, the new playstation 3, 10 games for it, and loads of cool t-shirts and clothes. And you?"
"I got a pair of socks and a spiderman toy."
"Is that it?"
"Well yeah, but I don't have leukemia.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
The instructions are simple...
Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says to them "I must tell you something. We have a case of gonorrhoea in the convent". "Thank God" says an elderly nun in the back. "I am so tired of chardonnay".
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Meow
One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida.
He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?"
The hooker replied "100 Bucks"
The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of got damn money"
So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs."
So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had ever had.
The next day he sees her and asks "How much for a head job?"
She said "200 dollars"
"200 dollars that's a lot of money"
She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yacht by the pier, I paid for that yacht by giving head jobs."
So he gives her the money, and get the best head job of his life
On hist last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The hand job was good, the head job was great how much for the whole package."
"1000 dollars'
"1000 dollars that's a lot of god damn money"
So she pulled him to side and said "You see that island, I could afford that if i had a pussy."
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
Bob walks into a bar and there's a sign that says "cheese sandwiches $2, hand jobs $20" and behind the bar is a gorgeous woman. He asks "hey, are you the one that gives the hand jobs?". She gives him a sexy smile and answers "Sure thing honey. Something you want?". Bob says "yeah, go wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich"
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Anorak
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Meow
Why is Tylenol white? It works.
Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free.
What's a homeless woman use for a vibrator? Two flies in a bottle.
Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? She was a woman
Do you wanna hear a joke? Women's Rights.
What's the new definition for mass confusion? Fathers day in Harlem.
Why shouldn't women have driver's licenses? There's no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.
What do you call a Mexican with a sunburn? A REFRIED BEAN
What do you call a white Orgy? A snowball
What do you call a Black Orgy? Mud Wrestling
What do you call a Mexican Orgy? FAMILY REUNION!
What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? A canoe tips
What do 3 million abused women do wrong every year? They don't fucking listen
What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.
What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill? An avalanche.
What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A mudslide
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A jailbreak
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
Google have banned 200 terms from their search engine in a bid to combat child porn..
These terms include, BBC, Priests, and Thailand, Scouts....
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
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