I dunno. What?Originally Posted by Juniper
Sir Cumference
I dunno. What?
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
Anorak
.... there's 20 of them.........
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
FUN LOVIN CRIMINAL
good one Michael
Meow
What does a girl from Otara say after she looses her virginity?
Get off me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
What's long, brown and smells like shit?
The unemployment line.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
What's bloodier than a 12 inch cock coming out of a girls virgin asshole?
The Knife in her chest
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
A cannibal walks into the clearing his tribe uses for a toilet. He sees his best friend having a shit and crying his eyes out.
"What's wrong with you?" he asks.
His pal looks up at him with watery eyes and asys "I've just dumped my girlfriend."
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
Why do porch monkeys always have red eyes and puckered lips?
It's the mace.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
Young Susan asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
DAD: "Only if you suck my cock, Susan. You know the rules..."
Susan sighs and drops to her knees. Dad whips his unit out and she plants her lips around it. Instantly she recoils in disgust.
SUSAN: "Eeeeewwwww! It tastes like shit!"
DAD: " Yeah, your brother wanted to borrow twenty bucks..."
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
Can ya tell your momma to quit changing her lipstick, 'case my dick is starting to look like a rainbow!
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
You know who hates sex?
The 10 year old locked in the trunk of my car
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
Why did God put a woman's cunt and asshole so close together? So when they're passed out drunk you can bend them over and carry them home like a six pack.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
A soon to be mother is in the delivery room. Everyone is excited but tired, she has been in labor for several hours now.
When finally, after what seems like days, the beautiful baby arrives! The doctor cuts the cord, and slaps the baby's bottom... then a second time hard enough to jar his own teeth!
Shocked, the mother yells at him! "That's MY BABY, don't do that"
Ignoring the new mother, the doctor swings the baby by the legs into the wall and then the table! The Delivery room attendants are shocked. The mother is screaming "STOP! STOP! you sick BASTARD! you are going to hurt my baby!"
The doctor stops and looks up at her.
Can't you take a joke? It's already dead....
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes.
Engines explode, the plane starts going down.
The teacher says, 'Save the children!'
The lawyer yells, 'FUCK THE CHILDREN!'
The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, 'Is there time?'
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
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