What police called abortion clinics in the ghetto
Crime stopper labs
Meow
What police called abortion clinics in the ghetto
Crime stopper labs
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Anorak
Q: A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair. “Sally,” she said, “you didn’t tell me you were going to a wedding.” “I didn’t mom,” Sally replied.
A: “I was giving a bl@wjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up on me.”
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
A smoking hot girl walks into a bar. A guy at the bar says, "Wow, you're gonna get laid tonight!" She replies, "Hehe, how do you know?" And he replies, "Because I'm stronger than you."
What's the worst part about having sex with Marilyn Monroe?
Maggots
One day a tourist walked up to a pirate with an eye patch and a hook. "How did you lose your hand?
" he asked. Said the pirate "I lost it in a swordfight." "Oh! Is that how you lost your eye?
" asked the tourist. "No, I lost that the day I looked up and a seagull crapped in my eye." replied the pirate. "I didn't know that would put someone's eye out!" said the tourist. The pirate said "It won't, that was the first day I had my hook!"
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts.
Q: What two people were shot in a theater?
A: Abraham Lincoln, and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.
Q: What do elephants use as tampons?
A: Sheep
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Anorak
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Anorak
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Anorak
Gold
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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Anorak
Originally Posted by Robbo
There sure are some unusual characters in this world.
This guy could possibly fit in here at KB quite well.
http://www.news.com.au/world/wayne-b...-1226848000423
Oh dear stranger than fiction............
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Meow
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on my face.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
My wife said my cock closely resembles a tic-tac.
She was proud of her remark, but it knocked her down a peg or 2 when I asked her why her sister still had bad breath then.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
A lesbian went for a smear test and the doctor told her 'That's the cleanest vagina I've ever seen.'
The lesbian replied 'Thanks, I have a woman in twice a week!
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
Little Johnny comes rushing in thehouse after school, so excited. He blurts out to his mom... "Mom, i got laid for the first time". His mom is mortified and yells at him to go to his room and wait till his dad gets home. Johnny sits in his room, scared and hears the front door open as his dad comes home. Shaking he waits and da finally waks inhis room. He looks at Johnny and asks him if what his mother said is true. Shaking, Johnny says yes, it is true. His dad beams, smiling broadly and shakes his hand. "Congratulations Sson. I know how happy you must be, but next time do not tell mom, tell me". His dad leaves and Johnny smiles and goes to sleep. He is inhis room after school the next day when his dad comes up and asks if he got laid again today. Jihnny shakes his head no. When his dad asks why, Johnny replies "my ass still hurts from yesterday"
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
Q: What should I do about the Muslim hanging out in my back yard?
A: Cut him down from the tree.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 61 year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever Had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
Yo momma so old, she has a seperate entrance for black dicks!
Yo momma so ugly, her protraits hang themselves!
Yo momma so fat, her memory foam mattress forgot!
Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her!
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
How many cops does it take to chance a light bulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
How does a fat person turn off the lights?
the close the refrigerator door.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
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