What's your sickest joke?

**husaberg** · 24th March 2014, 18:19

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**gjm** · 24th March 2014, 19:17

Originally Posted by husaberg

I met a girl last week who said she wanted to be treated like a princess, so I put her in the back of a mercedes and drove it into a tunnel wall.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

**husaberg** · 24th March 2014, 19:52

Originally Posted by gjm

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

Last thing that went through her mind ....

The dashboard

**ratsalad** · 24th March 2014, 20:31

Originally Posted by husaberg

Last thing that went through her mind ....

The dashboard

last drink
harvey wallbanger followed by 2 paparazi chasers

**gjm** · 24th March 2014, 20:52

Originally Posted by ratsalad

last drink
harvey wallbanger followed by 2 paparazi chasers

Doesn't it drive you up the wall to see these being recycled?

**Juniper** · 25th March 2014, 05:16

Originally Posted by gjm

Doesn't it drive you up the wall to see these being recycled?

Some of them are good old giggles.

I've been sent 100's to post but on a smart phone I just don't have the time.

**Akzle** · 25th March 2014, 06:37

Originally Posted by gjm

Doesn't it drive you up the wall to see these being recycled?

well, it got a lot of publicity, it was all over the radio.

...and the dash, and the console, and the bonnet...

**Juniper** · 25th March 2014, 08:03

Please, spare a moment of thought for the man that told his wife he was going to china on Malaysian Flight 370, and now he can not leave his girlfriends apartment.

**husaberg** · 25th March 2014, 18:59

While watching Nigella's latest cookery programme, my wife moaned, "I'll never look as good as that."

"Don't be silly," I said. "With a bit of make up and camera trickery, you'd be identical."

"Really?" she asked, perking up. "I could look like Nigella?"

"Oh, sorry," I replied. "I thought you were talking about that potato."