What's your sickest joke?

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[Juniper]

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[Bikemad]

not sick as more i'm ever hopeful.....

A plane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4
parachutes..

The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The
world needs me, I can't afford to die."
So he took the first parachute and left the aircraft.

The second passenger, Hone Harawira, said, "I am the leader of the Mana
Motuhake party in Aotearoa and I am the smartest Maori in New Zealand
history, so New Zealand's people don't want me to die.."
He took the second parachute and jumped out of the aircraft.

The third passenger, Russell Norman, said, "I'm the leader of the NZ
Greens and the nation needs my guidance, and my boyfriend would miss me."
So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped..

The fourth passenger, ex-PM Jim Bolger, said to the fifth passenger, a
10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country
the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
parachute."

The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Bolger, there's a parachute left
for you.
NZ's smartest Maori took my schoolbag!"

[husaberg]

What's blue and never fits properly?

A dead epileptic.

What's the worst thing about having a baby?
Putting the nappy back on afterwards.

Whats more fun than shitting into a babys mouth?
Watching the little barstard eat it

whats dangerous and eats nuts?
syphilis

How do you make spaghetti?
Hit a leper over the head with a tennis racket.

What does a man like more than roses on his piano?
Tulips on his organ.

What do lesbians do when they are on their periods???
Finger paint

What do Jacko and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks...

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Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says,"This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache"

Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

[gjm]

There are those that think 9 out of 10 people approve of gang rape.

Actually it is 8 out of 10.

Her dad is really starting to regret it.

[husaberg]

I've got a joke about a dead celebrity.

It's a peach.

Looks like Bob Geldoff's son in-law wont be eating Peaches anymore.

Usually you get peaches in a can.. now peaches comes in a box!

I might by into necrophilia!

Because I could eat a Peach for hours.


etc

[gjm]

What's the difference between an old television and a pregnant girlfriend?


If you stick a coathanger inside your girlfriend you don't get a very good reception.

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