whats the definition of gross?
taking your grandmother to a party, turning her upside down and using her for chip dip
Meow
whats the definition of gross?
taking your grandmother to a party, turning her upside down and using her for chip dip
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
What starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbour.
What does NAACP stand for?
National Association of Apes Called People.
What's the worst thing about being a black jew?
You have to be at the back of the oven.
Why do all black people have nightmares?
Because we shot the only one that had a dream.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
I'm glad segregation is over. I fucking hate sitting at the front of the bus.
Indian guy? Do you mean feather or dot? Casino or gas station?
What's worse than a bus full of blacks driving off a cliff killing everyone? There were 2 empty seats.
Best security system: put a "Now Hiring" sign on your door.
Why do blacks stink? So blind people can hate them too.
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Anorak
"there I was, balls deep in this guys a-s.
I reach around, He's got a hard-on; what a fag!"
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Anorak
I got talking to a girl in the pub last night. Turns out we have a lot of similar interests. Such as My Chemical Romance...
... or Rohypnol, as I call it
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Anorak
Lady and her best friend go on holiday to the caribbean and meet a musclar Black guy. After a week of fantastic threesome sex they ask his name. He says my names 'Snow' The ladies start laughing, he asks why they are laughing? They reply 'our husbands will never believe we had 10 inches of fucking snow in the caribbean'.
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Anorak
I was invited to a function at the premature Ejaculation Society. When I asked what was the dress code they said 'just come in your pants'
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Anorak
Wife gets naked and asks hubby:
"What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
The husband looks her up and down and replies:
"Your sense of humour"
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Anorak
Little boy asks - "mom, where do babies come from?"
Mom says - "the stork brings them dear"
The little boy looks back puzzled and says "then who fucks the stork?"
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Anorak
What do you do if a kitten spits at you?
Turn the grill down.
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Meow
Best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
GHOST SHIT: The kind where you feel the shit come out, but there is no shit in the toilet.
CLEAN SHIT: The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET SHIT: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE SHIT: This happens when you're done shitting and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to shit some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD SHIT: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG SHIT: The kind that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY SHIT: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S SHIT: The kind you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN SHIT: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-SHIT SHIT: The kind where you want to shit but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP SHIT: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS SHIT (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING SHIT: This shit refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE SHIT: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but oops --- a turd!
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Anorak
How do you rape a camel?
One hump at a time
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off
What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
Liquor in the front and poker in the back!
What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist?
One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!
What is the leading cause in death with lesbians?
Hairballs.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
FUCKS FUNNY
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
I want you inside me!
How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100?
Pull some strings.
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Anorak
This stuff is most excellent............esp the last
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