What's your sickest joke?

[husaberg]

Kim Kardashian's baby is the the second thing that her vagina has given birth to.
The first was her career.

Pregnant Kim Kardashian moaned in a magazine, "Nothing looks good on me"
I disagree. A grand piano dropped from a considerable height would

My missus once baked a cake so dark and rich that one of the Kardashians wanted to marry it.

I really have no idea what a Kardashian is but,
From what I can gather, it's an exercise bike for black guys.

In an interview, Kim Kardashian has stated that if she were a man, she would want to have sex with Kim Kardashian.
Well she may not be a man, but she can go fuck herself anyway.

I'll be honest, the only time I'd ever want to be 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' would be if I was chasing them
With an axe.

Kim Kardashian's father was most famous as being one of OJ Simpson's lawyers.
Which began the family tradition of getting black men off.

I think it's about time we truly honoured Kim Kardashian
By naming a sexually transmitted disease after her.

I'd love to see Kim Kardashian topless.
Unfortunately I don't own a guillotine.

So, I hear Kim Kardashian is leaving 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' after the 9th series.
I wonder if they're going to kill her off??

My mate tried keeping up with the Kardashians, but now it burns when she pees.

I hear Kim Kardashian's got a baldy fanny.
Well, grass doesn't grow on a busy road.

I guess it's just a coincidence that Kardashian is an anagram for 'A kinda rash'

[husaberg]

Whats the difference between peter Andre and the Isreali army??
The Isreali army knew when to pull out of jordan.

[husaberg]

A female friend/work colleague hit the name on the head for me today i mentioned i wasn't having much luck with the ladies lately.
I said it seems been forever since i went on a date.... Like ffs 18 years....
My mate shot straight from the hip and nailed it when she said that bitch wife of yours must gone and friend zoned me.
I thought for a moment..... and you know what, she was bloody right.
That cunning cow i have been with for 18 years has managed to go and bloody friend zone me.
it was so subtle and i bet highly calculated, sneaky bitch
How can a guy win the battle of the sex's when they are that bloody clever and ruthless.......
talk about playing the long game........

[gjm]

Got stopped in the street outside a pharmacy today, by a woman with a clipboard asking "What products do I use for grooming?"

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook".

[Robert Taylor]

Hone Harawira

[haydes55]

Hone Harawira

That's racist!

[ducatilover]

That's racist!

Some of my favourite niggers are black.

[Bald Eagle]

Mana dotcom party

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[Robert Taylor]

That's racist!

Does it look like I care about that?

Lets add to it.......

Russell Norman

[husaberg]

Asset sales so us kiwis can get an opportunity to buy something we already own

[husaberg]

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends

[husaberg]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?


A stick.

[ducatilover]

Russell Norman

I was going to say you just lost a lot of KB business. But no-one here owns bikes, so you're fine



I'd fuck Russel Norman.


With a gun.

[YellowDog]

[husaberg]

1 in 4 people suffer from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.............

Kim K.......I've got a soft spot for her – a swamp at the bottom of my garden.

The kardasians............ The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Jehovah's Witnesses will not participation in Halloween trick or treating. I don't know if it's part of their religion. I guess they just don't like it when strangers knock on their doors and disturb them.

Why do they lock gas station bathroom? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

I told a girl she drew her eyebrows on too high; she looked pretty surprised.

Snooki has a nice head on her shoulders, but it would look better on her neck.