A young boy was sitting on his grandfather's lap watching him smoke a cigar, he asked his grandfather.
"Can i try your cigar granddad?"
The grandfather replies. "Does you dick touch your asshole?"
To which the little boy replies. "No it doesn't"
"Then you can't try my cigar."
The next day the little boy sees his grandfather drinking a beer, going up to him he asked.
"Can i try your beer granddad?"
'Does you dick touch your asshole?" Asked the grandfather.
Again the boy says no.
"Then you cannot try my beer."
Later granddad sees the little boy eating some cookies.
"Can I have a cookies?" Asked the grandfather.
"Does your dick touch your asshole?" Asked the little boy.
"Yes it does." Replies the grandfather.
"Then go fuck yourself grandfather because you aren't getting a cookie."
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
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