Aretha Franklin reaches
the pearly gates and
sees George Michael
standing there."I knew
you were waiting for
me." She said.
Aretha Franklin and
Elton John.One's the
Queen of soul the other
the Queen of arsehole.
Have you noticed how
many F1 drivers have
names linked to
scottish towns?
Stirling Moss,Lewis
Hamiltion,Eddie
Irvine....AYR Town
centre....
In Jamaica you can
get a steak and kidney
pie for $1.75,a
chicken and mushroom
pie for $1.60 and an
apple pie for $2.15.In
St Kitts and Nevis a
steak and kidney pie
will cost you $2 a
chicken pie ( without mushroom }
is $1.70 and a cherry pie can
be yours for $1.95.In
Trinidad and Tobago,
that steak and kidney
pie comes in at $2.50,
but you can get two for
$3.50,while the
chicken and mushroom
pie is $2.25.They also
offer meat and potato
pie for $2,or two for
$3.Their apple pies
and cherry pie are
often sold for $2.75,
or two ( any combination ) for
$4.75.Those are the
pie Rates of the
caribbean.
It used to be called
"methamphetamine"
But they renamed it
"meth" so it's easier
to say when you have
no front teeth.
My girlfriend
moaned,"I had to
walk home in the rain
and now I'm really
wet." "You get turned
on by the weirdest
shit." I replied.
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