Had a bet with my
scottish pal over
Englands
performances in the
group stages.I get
$300 only if we win
all 3 matches.But
drunkenly and
boastful I agreed to
do a foreit for any
match we lose.Tuna
fish makes me wretch
so if we lose to
Tunisia I have to eat
4 tins of tuna.I'm
allergic to cocoa so
if we lose to Belgium
I have to eat 2 large
boxes of belgium
chocolates.Fuck I
really hope we don't
lose to panama.
Because if we do I
have to let gay Tony
free entry into my
canal.
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