Lorax, you are telling distasteful jokes like this - and your profile says you areOriginally Posted by Lorax
a teacher?.......
These people telling these "jokes" have crossed the line.
Hardcore Biker
Lorax, you are telling distasteful jokes like this - and your profile says you are
a teacher?.......
These people telling these "jokes" have crossed the line.
Freakin' hippy
I think that's the sickest yet. That is pretty damn sick. Yip. My god I feel sick just reading it.why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?
cos you have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly b4 you get to the meat!
Determined to kill my bike before it kills me
Forum whore
Did you know that gas is the best way to cook?
14 million jews can't be wrong..
Moped rider
What does a female Maori say when she looses her virginity?
Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
Rest In Peace
Whoever gave me red rep for a "bad joke" just so you know this is a sickest joke thread, not a fucking PC thread, if you get offended by a sick joke then you shouldnt have bothered even opening this thread in the first place.
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
Comfortably numb
I am sure we have all heard the phrase,
"Don't p!ss on an electric fence." Well it just isn't a joke. Here is what happened to someone that did just that on a 3 phase electric fence.
So what is 3 phase, you might ask? Electricity is provided to each home
as 2 of the 3 phases produced by the transformer on the pole. Our lights and
wall outlets are single phase at 110 volts and our stoves, Air Condition, and large appliances use 2 phase which is two different 110 volt legs or normally 220 to 230 volts.
The difference between phases is that they each alternate between
plus 110 volts down to minus 110 volts thus the name Alternating Current
or AC.
Your car uses a battery and that is DC or Direct Current. Each
phase alternates through their cycle 60 times a second however they each
are timed to start through their cycles one third of the cycle behind the
preceeding cycle so that none of the three are exactly at the same
stage at the same time.
The third leg as it is known us brought into industrial sites to power
up large motors pulling heavy loads.
Can you say ouch??..
Notice the key phrase here is, "a 3 phase electric fence".
Yep, it should burn it off.
Ever wonder what would happen if you p!ssed on a 3 phase electric fence?
Now look at the pickie ----->
Freakin' hippy
WARNING! THIS IS THE THOUGHT POLICE. YOU ARE SURROUNDED.
ALL ILLEGAL THOUGHTS WILL BE CONFISCATED
AND THE BRAIN CONTAINING THEM DESTROYED.
Warning, Rant begins:
For fucks sakes this is what the thread is all about, sick jokes, the sickest jokes we can remember.
What should be done Katwyn, should we ban the jokes? Ban certain people from telling them? Maybe ban the words Poos and Pees because it will offend the ultra-conservative.
Hey, let's just stop people joking about doing anything illegal, because according to some people it has crossed the line. Oooh, jokes about smoking pot, that should be banned cos smoking pot's illegal, it encourages the young.
That's free speech. We live in an open society, a liberal democracy, where people are basically free to say what they want.
Where you can walk up to a police officer or a member or parliament and tell a fucking sick joke about raping babies, and not get arrested or executed for it.
Where you can oppose the ruling class without being suppressed.
Free speech is the thing. I'll defend a Nazi's right to get up on a box and rant about the evils of Jews, even as I abhor his ideology and throw rotten food at him.
Jokes are jokes, they aren't suggestions or tips, they are collections of words designed to make us expect one thing and then something else happens, or some unexpected aspect of the topic is shown.
How did you get to this thread, by clicking on a link that said "click here if you want to read some nice jokes."
No, you clicked on a link that said "WHAT'S YOUR SICKEST JOKE?"
What did you expect?
Rant over.
Determined to kill my bike before it kills me
Forum whore
Wot he said. I don't read this thread expecting fairy tales.
HMM PIE BOB
yeah that really wouldn't work but i see where your coming from ... "the sickest jokes ever" means these are sick jokes ... if you don't like sick jokes ... don't read ... but cops can take your personalised plates off you if they find them offensive
Whats that star?, its the deathstar, what does it do?, it does death!
Rest In Peace
some arsehole red reppd me before for a "bad joke", this is a sick joke section and the jokes can be as bad we like. IF YOU FEEL OFFENDED BY ANY OF THESE YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR WHATSOEVER AND SHOULD NOT EVEN BOTHER OPENING THE JOKES AND HUMOR SECTION! go back to parliament you PC pricks
Thats my rant
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
No longer stutter bike
Yea this thread is or maybe SHOULD BE a glorious place where there are no lines to be crossed
Patdog cant you see who gives you rep???
Rest In Peace
Im not a senior member yet.
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
Forum whore
what a bunch of cockfags.
if you dont want to read sick shit then dont read a sick joke thread you fucking retarded hippies.
I hate hippies.
what's red and yellow and looks good on hippies???
fire.
Hardcore Biker
Yea there are sick jokes in this thread.
But pedophilia & child torture is NOT a joke. Thats my point.
Hardcore Biker
It wasn't me who red repped you. Obviously other people think you violate social norms too
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