What's your sickest joke?

[iwilde]

How about back to the sick jokes?

Here about the Irish rapist?

He ties his victims legs together.

Is that sick?, or just plain bad?

[Quartermile]

It could be so bad its sick?

[iwilde]

It could be so bad its sick?

Cool, so I still qualifiy to be in this thread!

[Steam]

Cool, so I still qualifiy to be in this thread!

You qualify for this thread by your sheer existence, Iwilde.

[iwilde]

You qualify for this thread by your sheer existence, Iwilde.

Mmmm, how I have to think weather thats a good thing or bad...

[Quartermile]

Well if you look at it like a Nigger you could be; 'one sick badass muthafuka'

[alley cat]

What does a female Maori say when she looses her virginity?




Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Fuckn brilliant!

[placidfemme]

Q: whats the difference between a woman and a fridge?

A: When you take the meat out of the fridge it doesn't fart

~~~~~~~~~~~**~~~~~~~~~~~~

Q: What do women and fridges have in common?

A: They both leak when they are fucked

[placidfemme]

Some racist ones...

~~~

Every morning Little Johnny is walked to school by his maid, but one Friday morning the maid is busy getting ready for a big party that Johnny's mother is throwing, so she asks her son Tatenda, who is the same age as Johnny to walk him to school.

Tatenda and Johnny leave home and as they come up to the first main road, they cross without looking and are both hit by an 18 wheeler and die.

Next thing Johnny and Tatenda wake up and they are in a white room with a doorway leading into another room that says "God's Office" on it. A booming voice calls to Johnny so he gets up and enters the room.

God says to Johnny, "Johnny you've been a good boy all your life, here are some wings". Johnny gets all excited and says to God "God... am I an Angel?" and God replies "Yes Johnny your an angel".

Johnny flys out the room and flys around Tatenda saying "Look Tatenda God gave me wings... I'm an angel". Before Tatenda can respond the booming voice calls him in.

God says to Tatenda, "Tatenda you've been a good boy all your life, here are some wings". Tatenda gets all excited and says to God "God... am I an Angel?" and God replies "No Tatenda... your a flyl".

~~~

Q: Whats long black and smells?

A: The queue for WINZ

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Q: What do you call 3 blacks going down a water slide at Waiwera?

A: Sewage

[mstriumph]

Oi! I was a Labour voter, now a Green voter, and I luurve sick jokes.

and i'm a hippy ..... just don't know wat dover's on about ..........

[Qkchk:Me]

Heard on the Radio this arvo:

Q. What do you do with a Jew that's got ADHD?

A. Send them to a Concentration Camp


One off the cellphone:
Why are Bra sizes measured in "ABCDEF" and not "123456"?
Coz,
A= As flat as a Airport Runway
B= Barely there
C= Comfortable
D= Damn good
E= Enormous
F= Fake

[scracha]

Lorax, you are telling distasteful jokes like this - and your profile says you are
a teacher?.......
These people telling these "jokes" have crossed the line.

Some of the sickest jokes I've ever heard were from my colleagues at school. Katwyn, are you a social worker or something that you believe the stuff you're saying? I'm part Irish and a wee bit ginger but can still laugh at jokes about drowning ginger babies.

[Daffyd]

What sort of file would you use to make a hole this size - o - become this size - O -?

















A paedophile!

[maybe]

Without reading the lot dont know if this has been written.

Whats the differance between a Catholic priest & a Pimple.

A pimple doesnt usaully come on your face till you are 13.

No offence to anyone intended.

[Quartermile]

Without reading the lot dont know if this has been written.

Whats the differance between a Catholic priest & a Pimple.

A pimple doesnt usaully come on your face till you are 13.

No offence to anyone intended.

Sick jokes generally offend someone or for some of these a lot of people, if they are offended easily they should take their sticky beak somewhere else

Besides saying sorry ruins things in some cases