Is it true that now, instead
of making a Barbie doll
and a Ken doll Mattel
make one combined doll
plus a doctor doll and the
children play using the
Doctor doll to change sex
of the combined Kenn /Barbie
doll by inserting or
taking out the extra bit?
Oh, the extra bit? That
must be brains, after all
Barbie is blonde.
Virginia WBIG radio
presenter, Don Geronimo,
was fired after he called a
female sports journalist
Barbie Girl and said
he'd mistaken her for a
cheerleader, live on air,
Sharla McBride said she
was overwhelmed by
the support she received
following the incident,
adding, "I'm a blonde
bimbo girl in a fantasy
world, dress me up, make
it tight, I'm your doll."
I'm trying to come up
with a good joke about
hookers, but they all suck.
Researchers at Stirling
University have found that
parents who joke and play
'pretend' games with their
children help them to form
valuable social skills for
life.
So I've told my kids I'm
taking them to Disneyland
next week.
Electric cars can be
powered by wind, solar
power or fossil fuels.
I'd like to see all electric
cars powered by the sea.
Woke snowflakes are
complaining about the 2
fat ladies " bingo call as it
isn't politically correct.
I recommend changing it
to" Heil Hitler. "
For years, we've all been
getting Lewis Hamilton's
name wrong.
It's really Ilton, from
Lewisham.
Maybe now some of the
women footballers will
have the courage and
bravery to come out as
straight.
My football coach said he
wanted to see more of my
'offence capabilities'
So I spray painted 'Fuck
off nigger' on the side of
his car, and walked off
with my middle finger up.
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