What's your sickest joke?

[husaberg]

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[gjm]

I met a girl last week who said she wanted to be treated like a princess, so I put her in the back of a mercedes and drove it into a tunnel wall.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

[husaberg]

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

Last thing that went through her mind ....

The dashboard

[ratsalad]

Last thing that went through her mind ....

The dashboard

last drink
harvey wallbanger followed by 2 paparazi chasers

[gjm]

last drink
harvey wallbanger followed by 2 paparazi chasers

Doesn't it drive you up the wall to see these being recycled?

[Juniper]

Doesn't it drive you up the wall to see these being recycled?

Some of them are good old giggles.

I've been sent 100's to post but on a smart phone I just don't have the time.

[Akzle]

Doesn't it drive you up the wall to see these being recycled?

well, it got a lot of publicity, it was all over the radio.

...and the dash, and the console, and the bonnet...

[Juniper]

Please, spare a moment of thought for the man that told his wife he was going to china on Malaysian Flight 370, and now he can not leave his girlfriends apartment.

[husaberg]

While watching Nigella's latest cookery programme, my wife moaned, "I'll never look as good as that."

"Don't be silly," I said. "With a bit of make up and camera trickery, you'd be identical."

"Really?" she asked, perking up. "I could look like Nigella?"

"Oh, sorry," I replied. "I thought you were talking about that potato."

[unstuck]

Gotta watch them big green fuckers.

[gjm]

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

[husaberg]

Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
Her husband was a blonde too!

[husaberg]

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[husaberg]

2 great ones............(00)

[husaberg]

yeah sorry..............