Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.
"I've got a beaut cure for a headache," said his mate Trev. "Whenever I have a headache
I head home and I get my wife to give me a long, slow, wet blowjob. Never fails."
A week went by and they were in the bar again, talking. "Did you try my headache cure," asked Trev. "Yeah said Phil, worked great! Your house is nice, too!"
A bloke down on his luck, was reduced to catching the bus.
One day a beautiful young nun boarded the bus and sat down in front of him. She was
such a babe he kept leaning forward to perve on her. Finally, he could control himself no
longer. Leaning forward, he whispered quietly in her ear, "I'd like to fuck you up the arse."
With a gasp of shock the nun jumped to her feet, rang the bell and got off the bus.
A couple of stops later, the bloke was getting off when the driver said, "Hey, what did you
say to that nun?"
"Well, to be honest," said the bloke, "she looked so damn good I said I'd like to fuck her
up the arse."
"Shit, no wonder she got off. She's very religious and you shoulda asked her in a more
devout way. As a matter of fact, she goes through the park down the road every night at
about 7.30. Why don't you go there and try a different approach.
The bloke had long hair and a beard, so he got himself a robe and waited in the park for
her to come by.
Sure enough, around 7.30, the nun appeared on her way to the convent. Leaping out of the
bushes, the bloke shouted, "Hey nun, I'm Jesus, come to fuck you up the arse!"
"No worries, Jesus," said the nun and she bent over and hoisted up her habit.
After the bloke had done the deed, remorse set in and he said rather sheepishly, "I'm not
really Jesus."
"That's okay," came the reply. "I'm not really the nun. I'm the bus driver."
Mum walked into the bathroom one day and found
young Johnny furiously scrubbing his dick with a
toothbrush and toothpaste.
"What the hell do you think you're doing, young
man?!" she exclaimed.
"Don't try to stop me!" Johnny warned. "I'm gonna
do this three times a day, because there's no way I'm
gonna get a cavity that looks and smells as bad as my
sister's."
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