Got chatting to a real stunner of a girl in the pub.
We discussed the Ukraine situation and what Putin might do if Europe intervened.
I said he would probably nuke us and we'd only have 20 minutes warning.
She asked me what I would do if that happened.
I answered, "Shag the arse off of anything that moved. What about you?"
She replied, "Stand very, very, still"
What's the difference between my bank account and my testicles?
My wife is very fond of draining my bank account.
Billy Eilish said that America should send troops to Ukraine as a preventative measure.
Joe Biden says he'll wait and see what Miley Cyrus has to say first.
Usain Bolt is black. So is Linford Christie.
And there you have it. You can always trust a black man to do a runner!
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