To commentate the anniversary of D-Day, hundreds have parachuted from RAF planes onto the beaches at Normandy.
In response, President Macron has issued France's unconditional surrender
Helen Worth sad to be leaving Coronation Street after 50 years.
Don't worry love, keep your chin up.
Helen Worth, who plays Gail Platt, is leaving Coronation Street after 50 years.
Looks like ET phoned home, and home answered.
Gail Platt may not have been in Coronation Street since D-day.
But 50 years means she's been there since Waterloo.
Gail Platt actress Helen Worth to quit Corrie after 50 years. She says she wants to follow her dream that she was born to do…
Become a mini boglin
I can tell I know nothing about the soaps because I had no fucking clue Luca Modric was retiring from Corrie before football
I've just won an Elvis Presley competition To claim my prize I had to make a phone call and I was given a choice of prizes I had to press 1 for the money 2 for show
If you know anybody suffering from morbid obesity be kind they've already got enough on their plate.
It’s funny how smells bring back childhood memories like I was once reminiscing about my Nan’s brown crusty bloomers when on a tour of the pilchard canning factory.
"Do you know who I am? I'll have your job for this. "
"Yes Donald, you're a fucking convicted criminal, now shut the fuck up before I throw you in the shower with the gay boys. "
Man arrested over sex offence allegedly committed on flight heading to Ibiza.
Fucking hell, talk about impatient!
There's been some confusion about the identity of the woman who threw a milkshake at Farage.
Shockingly, there may be more than one satsuma-sprayed, piss-bleached, baboon arse-lipped, plastic-faced slapper in Essex.
Could someone with more 'graphic' skills than me please 'find' a Victoria Thomas-Bowen Onlyfans squirter pic...?
I just saw my wife take out more cones than Oprah at the ice cream palace !!
I wondered how that bitch would do the first time I ever saw her drive through construction.
I love extra stuff for free.
I've just held my cock up against a Subway footlong.
The roll must be at least a foot and a half.
Ice cream man arrested after pulling a Magnum on a kid.
I’ll get me white coat…
and me scoop.
All the money I've ever spent on food in my lifetime has been flushed down the toilet.
Diane Abbot has decided to release a Shania Twain single, but she’s renamed it, I feel like a racially discriminated against transgender neutral.
The wife said she saw a fox on the way to work this morning.
I said how did you know it was going to work ?
Fashion tip for the ladies - the girl over the road has been wearing a bandana for about 2 months now and she's almost beach body ready bitches.
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