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    Why did god put a womans anus so close to her vagina?

    So that when she's pissed you can carry her home like a six-pack.

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    What's got two legs and bleeds a lot?

    Half a dog.

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    I made dinner with my kid last night... well what else can you do with a miscarriage!?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    I shagged the Olson twins before they were famous.

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    At the pub quiz night last night, a question came up:
    "Define the meaning of the word 'niggling'."

    Judging by the fact i got kicked out and barred i'm guessing the correct
    answer wasn't "A small black baby"
    When the flag drops, the bullshit stops.

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    whats better than sex with a 12 year old...?




    nothing!



    "your car is boring"

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    Scientific earthquake investigators are reporting that the Pacific Ocean is currently like a copy of Playboy Magazine.

    They've spent many hours looking for a gash but all they've seen so far is a load of nips.

    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    All those news reports we are getting from Japan are shocking to say the least. I mean, when did they start allowing women to speak to the media!
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Dear Japan

    Sucks, eh?

    Yours sincerely
    The Whales
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    The Japanese government has thanked Britain for sending them rescue dogs.

    They have all said they tasted lovely.


    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!
    Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!
    And eyes and ears and mouth and nose!
    Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!

    Said the Japanese search leader.
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    You know why the japanese tsunami went so far inland?
    Water always picks up speed when it's running down slopes...

    Recently opened a cafe in japan. Started a bit shaky, but slowly
    people drifted in.

    Jap farmers pleading poverty! Bullshit! I seen one farm on tv with
    2 huge boats and about 20 cars on his front yard!
    When the flag drops, the bullshit stops.

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    Mum catches her son fingering his sister. She says "You better tell me something that's gonna make this alright!"

    Son replies "I've found dads wedding ring!"
    When the flag drops, the bullshit stops.

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    One in 20 people have a paedophile as a neighbour, not me though, I live next door to 2 smoking hot 8 year olds.

    (I'm going to hell, I know it!)

    "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin

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    What's the definition of disgusting?

    Stuffing a dozen oysters in your Nana's c*nt and sucking out thirteen
    Learn basic maintenance as motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking in

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    You're momma's so hairy,

    It looks like she got king kong in a headlock!
    When the flag drops, the bullshit stops.

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    Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife
    Stephen
    "Look, Madame, where we live, look how we live ... look at the life we have...The Republic has forgotten us."

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